Guest guest Posted April 5, 2000 Report Posted April 5, 2000 You my friend are on a roll today LOL Tina >From: " Aisha Elderwyn " <aisha@...> >Reply-egroups > " Being Sick Community List " <onelist> >Subject: another joke >Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 13:02:34 +1000 > >Must be something in the air.... good jokes just keep pouring in today! We >must all need a good laugh! xox A. > >The basketball coach stormed into the university president's >office and demanded a raise right then and there. > > " Please, " protested the college President, " you already make >more than the entire History department. " > > " Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up >with, " the coach blustered. " Look. " > >He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging >down the hallway. " Run over to my office and see if I'm >there, " he ordered. > >Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of >breath. > > " You're not there, sir, " he reported. > > " Oh, I see what you mean, " conceded the President, scratching >his head. " I would have phoned. " > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com Quote
Guest guest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 You can say that again!! From: lotajam@... Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:32:17 -0500 Subject: [ ] Another joke I hope there are no rules against posting 2 jokes in one day, but this one is just too good to pass up and I think you will enjoy and have a revelation at the same time. I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word " service " . Internal Revenue " Service U.S. Postal " Service " Telephone " Service " T.V. " Service " Civil " Service " Public " Service " Customer " Service " and " Service " Stations This is not what I thought " service " meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to " service " a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those " service " agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am. Sometimes I think the quickest way to get to here you're going is to stand still, Lottie Quote
Guest guest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Lottie, Thanks for today's best laughs! Cheers, L [ ] Another joke I hope there are no rules against posting 2 jokes in one day, but this one is just too good to pass up and I think you will enjoy and have a revelation at the same time. I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word " service " . Internal Revenue " Service U.S. Postal " Service " Telephone " Service " T.V. " Service " Civil " Service " Public " Service " Customer " Service " and " Service " Stations This is not what I thought " service " meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to " service " a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those " service " agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am. Sometimes I think the quickest way to get to here you're going is to stand still, Lottie Quote
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