New Years Greetings....

[Guest guest]

For My Democratic Friends:

"Please

accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,

non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful,

personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of

the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect

for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to

society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is

necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the

Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age,

physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and

is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is

warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good

tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to

replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole

discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Yours in health,

J. Pedersen DC