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[Guest guest]

A Cowgirl came home and went upstairs just in time to findher husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne offury, she dragged him down the stairs, through the house, out the back doorand into the tool shed out behind the barn. She put his you-know-what in avice, secured it VERY tightly and then removed the vice mechanism's handle.Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up and totally terrified Cowboy hollered, " Stop!Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you? " Witha gleam of revenge in her eye, the Cowgirl put the saw in her husband'shand and said, " Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire and go to townfor a cold beer. You do whatever you want. "