Re: Funny post from another board

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Hey Don,....tell your buddy ... " he's dreaming!!! " ....(old aussie

saying)... he won't be back for a fortnight at least!!!

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> I thought this was really funy. From the kneeguru.co.uk

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> Title: meniscus tear repair - 7 days ago...

> Post by: nancita on July 24, 2006, 09:28:40 PM

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> that day: wow. not so bad! look ma, I don't even need the crutches.

> what a breeze

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> day 2: oh my god. i can't get out of bed. this is killing me.

> where's the damned vicodan?

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> day 3: how did I ever get to sleep last night? I can't roll onto my

> side, I can't bend my leg. I hate my life. but I love my cyro-cuff

> ice machines, which is my new best friend ever.

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> day 4: I am going to use only one crutch to go for the most

> important job interview of my life. i come home and collapse on the

> couch. my boyfriend of 8 months tells me that it's a waste of his

> time to sit here holding my hand when he could be in nyc having fun.

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> day 5: boyfriend continues to be selfish and mean, leaves and is

> probably never going back. i reach for vicodan, ice-machine and

> crutch

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> day 6: how many more dvds can I possibly see? how many cookies are

> there left to eat in the universe?

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> day 7: if I don't get out of the f@#@$ing house soon I'm going to

> slit my throat

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> day 8: first day back at work and all I want to do is go home and

> hug my ice machine.

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> final analysis: no one tells you that the surgery is nothing, but

> the rehab and recovery...ah. it'll test the worth of your friends,

> the worthiness (or not) of your lovers, and the devotion (or not)

of

> your family. but I'm walking (sort of), using only one crutch when

I

> need it, and my biggest complaint is that I'm really really stiff

> and no boyfriend less.

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> It was particulary funny since I am facing surer next week. In the

> meantime, my buddy at work is have a meniscus tear repair on Monday

> and plans to work on Tuesday. HAHAHAHAHA

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> Don

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