(humor) Eat in Colors

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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.

My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.

I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M & M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.

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hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! except for me it would be Skittles!Sue in NJ <sue_in_nj@...> wrote: Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors;

greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M & M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy. *~*~*~*"You can deprive the body, but the soul needs chocolate" -Sapphyre*~*~*~*"Giving Up Is Not An Option ..." - Sapphyre*~*~*~*Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb *~*~*~* "I will not brood about how far I have to go, but will celebrate how far I've come" - Sapphyre

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