Watch out for X-mas nuts...

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I got a bag of whole Christmas nuts and was cracking one walnut against another when I felt a pasel of the little suckers come off the nut and right into my nose. I didn't even have time to blink.

No one ever told me to wash off the Christmas nuts. My god, what type of mite were they? What bad things are going to come of this, now?

Damn.

Can't win for losing.