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> Do This! Its hysterical!! It

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> I HAD TO SEND THIS ONE! YOU'LL SEE

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> An old lady walked into a Grocery

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> She wanted to buy the best dog food

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> She went up to the cash register to

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> The saleslady told her that the

> store did not allow old ladies to buy animal

> food unless they show the actual animal because

> a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food

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> So, the old lady went home, got her

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> The next day she came back to buy

> the best cat food around.

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> But the Sales lady told her the

> same thing, so the old lady went back home and

> brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the

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> The next day the old lady went to

> the Grocery Store again carrying a big

> container.

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> She went up to the the sales lady

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> The Saleslady shook her head. " NO

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> " I promise you there is nothing in

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> So the Saleslady stuck her hand

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> To find out what was inside the

> container you must send it to at least 8

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> When the computer says your mail

> has been sent, hit ALT-8 and the container will

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