Waaaaaaaay OT!!! Warning fatal Vacation virus spreading

[Guest guest]

The government is issuing a fuschia alert. This just in from the

Center for Dis - ease Control

Memorial day weekend has set off an epidemic. It has spread to

pandemic proportions and is affecting A's and non-A's alike.

What am I talking about????(darned if I ever know that one)

The dread Vacation bug has bit and there is no cure but to pack up

and take off for parts unknown.

You will see swarms of infected people at places with lots of water,

eaterys and along shorelines. Also clogging transportations arteries

and swelling lines at airline ticketing counters and through

security checkposts.

Typical symptoms are lack of concentration, a blank look in the

eyes, a big blotch of white goop on the nose.

Also there will be feral sounds like

" Are we there yet? " ,

" You should have done THAT before we left the house!!!!! " ,

and the ever popular

" Why don't you just stop and ask for directions?!?!?!? "

Those in the know will protect themselves by:

1. carefully avoiding any places that draw large crowds of those

infected with this fatal dis-ease

2. Staying in your house and keeping the blinds closed

Needless to say most will not be able to avoid infection, so the

best thing to do is remain calm, reasonable and avoid maxing out the

plastic.

And whatever you do, remember that once the weather cools down in

September, all symptoms will find spontaneous relief (until next

summer)

This has been a public service announcement

Don't blame me, I'm not the boss!!! I don't even work here?!?!?!?

Chaitanya Rupa

[Guest guest]

Chaitanya, this reminded me of something a friend sent me a while back... try this the next time you (or hubby) need to call in sick!

CALLING IN SICK

Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today....My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...."I just can't see my butt coming in to work today!"

[Guest guest]

> Chaitanya, this reminded me of something a friend sent me a while

back... try this the next time you (or hubby) need to call in sick!

>

> CALLING IN SICK

>

> Employee..... " I'm sorry but I can't come in today....My doctor

says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma. "

>

> Boss........ " Anal Glaucoma? What's that? "

>

> Employee.... " I just can't see my butt coming in to work today! "

Girl ya'all aire just toooooo much!! ROTF

Chaitanya Rupa

[Guest guest]

> Chaitanya, this reminded me of something a friend sent me a while

back... try this the next time you (or hubby) need to call in sick!

>

> CALLING IN SICK

>

> Employee..... " I'm sorry but I can't come in today....My doctor

says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma. "

>

> Boss........ " Anal Glaucoma? What's that? "

>

> Employee.... " I just can't see my butt coming in to work today! "

Girl ya'all aire just toooooo much!! ROTF

Chaitanya Rupa

[Guest guest]

> Girl ya'all aire just toooooo much!! ROTF

>

> Chaitanya Rupa

Hey, SOMEONE has to be the comic relief around here, so why not me? LOL

Debbi in MI, glad you liked it!