A flu virus infested door knob licker targets Bauer

January 29, 2000

List:

Now here is something for the DoD to get worked up over, and they

say it's " not a matter of if but when " Finally! it has happened

a flu ridden pen and door knob licker! I really think the joint

chiefs should have a meeting over this. AND the perp was a

journalist for ABC!!!! LOL

Jan. 28 — Bauer says

he is saddened by an

article that details the

first-person, undercover

exploits of a columnist who

secretly joined his Iowa campaign

to give him a contagious virus.

In the online magazine Salon, the sex

columnist Dan Savage (fomerly a personal

relationship columnist for

ABCNEWS.com) chronicles trying to give

Bauer his flu bug by licking doorknobs,

keyboards and coffee cups at the

campaign’s Des Moines, Iowa,

headquarters. Savage says he even chewed

and licked pens and then gave them to

Bauer to write with.

“I’m not particularly feeling anger,”

Bauer said. “I just feel kinda sad for the

guy that he’s so consumed with hate that he

would not only do something like this, but

actually brag about it.”

The openly gay columnist said he was

trying to get back at Bauer for opposing gay

marriage.

— ABCNEWS

And don't forget ABC is running a movie tonight at 8 pm

called Run Away Virus. From the previews, the 'heroine'

will be racing against time for a vaccine. Gotta keep the

viewers concerned about vaccine preventable bio disasters.

Gretchen

List owner

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