A Friday Smile :)

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12 Things Never to Say to a Police Officer:

12. " I can't reach my license unless you hold my

beer. " (OK in Texas)

11. " Sorry, Officer. I didn't realize my radar

detector wasn't plugged in. "

10. " Aren't you the guy from the Village People? "

9. " Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to

keep up with me. Good job. "

8. " Are you Andy or Barnie? "

7. " I thought you had to be in relatively good

physical condition to be a police officer. "

6. " You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? "

5. " I pay your salary. "

4. " Gee, Officer, that's terrific. The last officer

only gave me a warning too. "

3. " Do you know why you pulled me over? Good. At

least one of us does. "

2. " I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I

know there are no cars around. That's how far ahead

of me they are. "

1. " When the officer says, " Gee, son, your eyes are

red, have you been drinking? " you probably shouldn't

respond with, " Gee, Officer, your eyes look glazed,

have you been eating doughnuts? "

Have a Happy Weekend.

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