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Posted

Oh my G-d, ! Are you driving again?? And a Jag?? Right out of the

old commercial! Let me know when you're getting behind the wheel, please! LOL

:o) Jackie

Posted

Yes Jackie, I am driving again. Actually I never quit. To make this CI

related, I have to admit, listening to that V12 hum at 120 is awesome.

Oooops, did I say 120? Its so hard, cruising the freeways, listening to

that wonderful Celtic music, my foot resting on the gas pedal.... Then I

see red and blue lights blinking in the rear view mirror. Not to worry,

they are receding. Hmmm, now I see some up ahead. I call Harry Potter on

my cell and ask him for a favor. Now the cops cant see us but look confused

when they hear us whooshing by them. Talk about folks with normal hearing

but cant see the source of the sound. (evil grin) Want to go for a ride

with us?

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Quote from the Boss... " I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going

to blame it on you. "

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

Is Dreamer Doll still doing the navigating ;-)

Ted F.

>

> Yes Jackie, I am driving again. Actually I never quit. To

> make this CI related, I have to admit, listening to that V12 hum at

> 120 is awesome.

> Oooops, did I say 120? Its so hard, cruising the freeways,

> listening to that wonderful Celtic music, my foot resting on the

> gas pedal.... >

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> Quote from the Boss... " I didn't say it was your fault. I said I

> was going to blame it on you. "

> & Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

> Newport, Oregon

> N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

> rclark0276@...

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

Posted

,

Can Tigger and I join you? Remember the great time we had driving another

list member to their CI center? What a wild and bumpy ride that was. LOL!

Left ear - Nucleus 24 Contour Advance with 3G

Implanted: 12/22/04 Activated: 1/18/05

Right ear - Nucleus Freedom

Implanted: 2/1/06 Activated: 3/1/06

Posted

,

Of course! But didnt we drive that poor person over the edge?

(snickers) Life will never be the same, eh? Now I need to go out for a

mocha, join us?

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After things go from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

Here it is, below 's message:, that fascinating ride

,

Can Tigger and I join you? Remember the great time we had driving another

list member to their CI center? What a wild and bumpy ride that was. LOL!

Stan,

can use a cane on wheels outside her window and Tigger on her lap to

give her cues, plus the GPS. can have a similar cane outside his

window with Gimlet assisting him. We need someone to sit on the hood as an

ornament to provide cues. Who could that be? Jackie?

Well, ,

Thanks for the designated place of honor on the top of the car. I'm

not

sure that I'd make a very pretty hood ornament, and I might just dent the

hood! But, hey, if , and Stan are game, so am I! LOL Will I be

provided with cool safety glasses and a scarf, ala Snoopy?? If so, I'm

ready! LOL

<giggling> Jackie

,

What an image! LOLOL! I can see it now: Jackie sitting on the hood of a car

with her hair and toga blowing in the wind, me in the driver's seat,

in the back having a blast with my GPS, Stan's wife sitting to my right

hysterically giving me directions ( " Did I say left? No, I'm sorry. I meant

right. Right! " ) and Stan looking at all of us like we're crazy. Meanwhile

Gimet and Tigger are on the floor of the backseat nibbling on dog biscuits

totally oblivious to what is going on. Lucky dogs! LOL!

Stan,

wont worry about Jackie on the hood. That is why I am there with

the GPS. And is why your wife should probably stay in the back seat. The

dogs are backup. You might want to be back there too and keep an eye on the

wife. You will be fine. You will be thinking only of activation day. Or

maybe you will wish you had taken a limo.

Oh I reaklly have to be careful with my mocha, or will disown me.

LOL

Stan,

Welcome home! It looks like you survived the experience of having me behind

the wheel. Congratulations!

I hope your stomach has settled by now. :) was pretty handy with GPS,

wasn't he? :) Jackie didn't block my view for even a second, your wife was

great at giving directions, both dogs were completely oblivious as to what

was going on and you made it home in one piece. Will wonders never cease?

And they say miracles never happen. LOL!

Thank goodness the cops never pulled me over for " driving while blind. "

(They probably couldn't tell me apart from the other " blind " drivers on the

road. LOL!)

It was quite an amazing ride, wasn't it? <grin>

,

Wow! you're going to drive me to the activation. Now, I'm really getting

excited and you don't know how much I appreciate it. I'm sure glad you

like to drive. Actually, I was thinking I might be too excited to drive.

And, now with you volunteering, it really takes a load off my mind.

<smiling broadly> BTW, do you suppose the GPS could be used to activate

me? At the very least, maybe it could help steer me in the right

direction. <grin>

Stan

Posted

,

Poor Stan had no idea what he was getting into. LOL! Fortunately, we got him

there in one piece even though that was doubtful at times.

I'd love to join you for a mocha. Better yet, make that two. I need the

caffeine! I have midterms next week and have been hard at work studying.

Speaking of which, how about taking my statistics exam for me? My head is

spinning with variables and I don't know how much more of this I can take.

LOL!

Left ear - Nucleus 24 Contour Advance with 3G

Implanted: 12/22/04 Activated: 1/18/05

Right ear - Nucleus Freedom

Implanted: 2/1/06 Activated: 3/1/06

Posted

LOL What a ride. Time to go for another ride, eh? Jackie, wanna grace

the hood again?

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Stupidity is NOT a handicap. Park elsewhere!

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

,

Sure I will rescue you from stats. Here are my stats. When you show up

here, I will discuss the numbers over a pair of mochas. Oh, you want me to

sit on FOR you, is that it? Are you sure that is what you want? All these

years of college could go out the window in seconds yuh know.

But if you trade your Freedoms then I could do stats. Too many

variables for your peace of mind, you say? Throw in your GPS system. LOL

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I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula

AND Superman away.

--Jack Handley

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

Hey, ,

No Way! This time I get to stay INSIDE the car! I've still got the

windburn from the ride with Stan! Dreamer girl is gorgeous and young, let her

do it! <giggling>

:o) Jackie

Posted

Jackie,

Ok ok, Dreamer will do it, she loves to poke her pretty head out the

window. She will ride up front then. LOL

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I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

What people don't realize about the and driving letters is

that both are deafblind. And it got started with one of them

volunteering to drive, and then the other pitched in, and figured with

having a global positioning system (GPS) they wouldn't get lost.

And their two guide dogs would come along for the ride and be busy

nibbling biscuits and getting to know each other. GREAT correspondence,

and shows just how people can make jest of themselves and have a great

time and keep the rest of us entertained.

If you decide to do this again, and Jackie isn't available, my new pooch,

Nimue, will be more than happy to run circles around the car and warn

others out of the way.

Posted

,

I love that idea! Bring Nimue over any time. LOL

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Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

& Dreamer Doll (Guide Dawggie)

Newport, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rclark0276@...

http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

Posted

,

Give up my Freedom? You must be joking. Sorry, but I don't hate statistics

THAT much. LOL!

Left ear - Nucleus 24 Contour Advance with 3G

Implanted: 12/22/04 Activated: 1/18/05

Right ear - Nucleus Freedom

Implanted: 2/1/06 Activated: 3/1/06

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