Re: Off Topic - Smart A__ retorts! Hehe

[Guest guest]

? I just got my youngest son out of the house! WHY would I want to

take in another?? I don't care if it IS E.T! Unless his powers extend to

pointing and making me a size 6 again!!! <ahhhh, if only!!!) Empty nesthood

is

fantastic! Don't let anyone tell you differently! LOL After the list of

meds Alice sent that cause tinnitis, I see I am not the pharmacist I thought I

was! LOL

? Great minds think alike, don't they? We both believe in preventive

medicine. Why suffer? I think we have Gayle convinced to take some tylenol

or advil before her staple removal!

Pam? Thanks for defending me on the " voices " issue. They have tried to

invade but I'm so stubborn they wouldn't go through the trouble of dealing with

me! LOL Nice that you live in such a wondrous and beautiful place as Alaska.

? You cracked me up with your suggestion to to use a

" shell " phone to find his mermaid! Just goes to prove we don't need " R " rated

jokes to make us laugh!

Dave? Have they taken off the straight jacket, yet? Don't tell them when

the voices return!

My grandmother used to say if you talk to yourself it means you have money

in the bank. She never did say what it meant if you answered!

? Xanax IS an anti-anxiety drug, but if you take enough of them it

will be an anti mad drug, too! <hehe> Did ya' hear the one about the woman

who

forgot to take her birth control pills and had a dozen kids but didn't care

because her prozac and xanax had kicked in?

Gayle? My face turned an amazing array of colors following my surgery. (By

the way, none of it hurt, so not to worry) Surgery was on Oct. 17,2002, but

wouldn't ya' know it? As bad as I looked, plus the blood dripping, it all

cleared up in time for Halloween! Had to buy a mask afterall! For you, the

impression of the staples will probably hang around for awhile, so pull back

whatever hair you have left and let it all hang out! Take pictures for us to

see! LOL

And Finally, Alice! The only sane one among us! Great suggestion for

. I think the rest of us need to get into the problem solving mode more

often! OK - not too soon, though! LOL

Keep Smiling, Everyone. And thanks for the laughs. you really picked up my

day!

) Jackie (Flash)

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 10/4/2004 4:25:17 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

rlclark77@... writes:

A baby volcano? LOL

no wonder why i was late for school today! first being just before i left,

2nd after i left,,,, if she gong to keep it up,, can i sue st. helens for

failing grades??

Lee

[Guest guest]

GOLD..... ,,, recalling the Alaska gold rush,,,, but i came 100 years too

late, i think...

Lee

[Guest guest]

Jackie,

But E.T. is way different and who nose the powers he possssses.

Like creating that once in a lifetime map...or better.

Yeah I fell asleep after about 12 meds down that list. Hehehe.

What now? Oh, time to tune into Mt St Helens and watch steam come

out of her ears. Now truly that is exciting, trust me. Even more

exciting is the wait for her to deliver.... What are you thinking?!?!

A baby volcano? LOL

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& Gimlet (Guide Dawggie)

Portland, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rlclark77@...

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[Guest guest]

Lee,

All I can say is, go for it. There might be gold down there! LOL

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed

shrink is our friend.

--Jack Handley

& Gimlet (Guide Dawggie)

Portland, Oregon

N24C 3G 8/2000 Hookup

rlclark77@...

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