Re: Re: Scaring little kids

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I got asked to be taken home all the time but not as a joke! I get asked by

Beautiful Tall men and one woman once! hahaha I love being me I just love

it!!!

I love reading all your stories too. I have lived in California all my life and

never was treated too rudely but when i was in Redneck part of GA yes those

people would trip hard on me... it was funny because I equally tripped on their

redneck ways and they still flew the Confederate flag thats how back in time

they were !!!

Bonnie <oichick621@...> wrote:

LOL!

One kid asked Kurt if he was a puppet..lol and once someone asked me

if my legs were real lol. omg what a great story! Kurt use to tell

(and still does) that he's a leprochaun and I am a fairy, u should

see the looks on thier faces, they ponder it a abit and then kinda

belive it lol.

Next time u get asked to be taken home, charge em a pretty penny and

bring a body guard. We have a friend that's 6'9 " and man what the ppl

where you live would think of them together! We'd all be rich!

Bon

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> You know, I don't think kids run and cry because of our shortness.

I thinks it's just the extreme newness to any other type of person

except what they're already used to seeing. Usually tall adults or

kids the same as them. Of course if you throw a couple of Chuckie

movies in that the parents might have accidently let them watch and

who knows what goes through a kids mind. The thing that bothers me

sometimes is when grown adults do it. Of course they stop screaming

after a second or so once they realize it's just a little person but

I tell ya..... I live way down here in the " Booger Bushes of Georgia "

and you'd be surprised how many people even to this day look at me

like I'm an alien when I'm traveling through some of these back woods

2 horse towns. I've met people that lived less then 20 miles from

Atlanta that have never been any farther than a few miles from thier

home. They have no tv. Can't read a newspaper. Maybe have a

radio. Grown folks that have never laid eyes

> on a lp and never knew they even existed. They begged me to let

them take me back to show to thier family. All I could think of was

those old B horror movies like " Wrong Turn " or " Deliverence " . I'm 44

years old and I could tell ya some stories about what people have

said or tried to do with me. Most of it pretty funny though.

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> listserv

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> What's the wierdest thing anyone's ever asked or said to you?

(nothing sex related please)

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> I think my wierdest was when a little boy of about 10 yrs old asked

me if I was pregnant. Ah.... I'm a man with a full mustache. I'm

usually real good at saying something a little funny back but that

one got me. I busted out!!! There were no words... a compete

blank. I think I was able to get no out but that's about it. Still

can't figure that one out but ya'll share some of the crazy stuff

ya'll have experienced.

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As an LP you might be aware that one has a bit of a bubble butt. One girl asked

me if I had to sleep a " special " way or if I had a special bed in order to sleep

because of my big butt. haha It was really innocent.

I get asked by the little ones " Are you a mommy or a girl? " I always feel this

is cute. Its never been anything mean nor have I had a kid scream. I agree with

what one on here said about little kids in general may scream at something they

are not familiar with.

My girlfriend who I've been good friends with since the 7th grade has 3 kids.

Well her second child, her daughter, was like 4 and she was very scared of me.

Her Mom, my friend was so ticked off at her daughter!! She's 7 now and obviously

been subjected to a few other types of people. Now she understands that people

are different. Before kindergarten she'd never been exposed to any other people

but her siblings and her immediate family.

lapapillondegrace <hillary.jorgensen@...> wrote:

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> What's the wierdest thing anyone's ever asked or said to you?

(nothing sex related please)

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Someone once asked me if I was a pygmy. I'm still not sure whether he

was being a smart aleck or if his question was in earnest, but it

definitely ranks up there with some of the strange stuff I've been

asked....

~Hillary

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I dont know about scaring kids but I have been asked 4 times to pose for a

painting of a dwarf in armor due to the fact I do medieval recreation in the

sca as well as go to ren fairs in full armor while wearing my axe Now

that's a weird questions but I did pose and have several nice paintings of

myself of which I take great pride oh and did I mention my beard lol its

almost to my naval lol

Chass of Rundel of Ansteorra aka

Charinthalis Del Sans of the portable Chariot

Honorable Recruiter of the House of the Red Shark (Have you seen my Belaying

Pin??)

Muddeler of Mead, Ailment of Ale, Whiner of wine.

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>>> What's the wierdest thing anyone's ever asked or said to you?

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>> Someone once asked me if I was a pygmy. I'm still not sure whether he

>> was being a smart aleck or if his question was in earnest, but it

>> definitely ranks up there with some of the strange stuff I've been

>> asked....

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Re: Re: Scaring little kids

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> I got asked to be taken home all the time but not as a joke! I get asked

by Beautiful Tall men and one woman once!

Okay, where *are* these people who are willing to walk up to an LP and ask

to take them home ... and can you send some of them out here? ;-)