Guest guest Posted July 24, 2000 Report Share Posted July 24, 2000 > The Penis Poem > My nookie days are over, > My pilot light is out, > What used to be my sex appeal, > Is now my water spout. > > Time was when, on its own accord, > From my trousers it would spring, > But now I've got a full-time job, > To find the blasted thing. > > It used to be embarrassing, > The way it would behave, > For every single morning, > It would stand and watch me shave. > > Now as old age approaches, > It sure gives me the blues, > to see it hang its little head, > And watch me tie my shoes. > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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