Re: P & G Tests New Love Drug for Women

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Well, let me know when YOU know! Jamo

> In a message dated 9/5/02 1:29:16 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

> snowlion8@s... writes:

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> We do???????

>

> Glitter, author of <A HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind

Reason</A>

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>

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Well, let me know when YOU know! Jamo

> In a message dated 9/5/02 1:29:16 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

> snowlion8@s... writes:

>

>

> >

>

> We do???????

>

> Glitter, author of <A HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind

Reason</A>

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>

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Well, let me know when YOU know! Jamo

> In a message dated 9/5/02 1:29:16 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

> snowlion8@s... writes:

>

>

> >

>

> We do???????

>

> Glitter, author of <A HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind

Reason</A>

>

>

>

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on 5/9/02 5:27 PM, glitterari@... at glitterari@... wrote:

> We do???????

Backchannel, ladies...

k

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Shall I get this to P & G? I believe I can...???? Lynn

> > Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> > That you know what a woman wants?

> >

> > What gave you the notion

> > To make a new potion

> > For me and my tired old twat?

> >

> > Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> > That I need more work than I got?

> >

> > Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> > I keep my home and my family clean.

> > But now you go further and tell me I should

> > be additionally a Sexual Queen?

> >

> > Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> > Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> > (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the

whole day

> > on my back.)

> >

> > Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> > (I have to stop here to laugh!)

> >

> > You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> > But this is a serious gaff!

> >

> > Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> > Nothing that I would like better!

> > (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> > I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

> >

> > The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> > I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> > I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> > But I don't think I can take too much more.

> >

> > There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> > If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

> >

> > I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> > But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you

know.....).

> > If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> > He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

> >

> > So you messing around here in our private life

> > Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> > Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> > Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

> >

> > Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> > You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> > I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> > They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

> >

> > You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> > You underestimate women like me.

> >

> > He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> > And we're doing the best that we can.

> > I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> > 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

> >

> >

> >

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LOLOLOL.... you guys are great....

> In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight

Time,

> stinky72001@y... writes:

>

>

> > Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> > would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

> >

> HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

>

>

> Glitter, author of <A

HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind Reason</A>

>

>

>

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LOLOLOL.... you guys are great....

> In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight

Time,

> stinky72001@y... writes:

>

>

> > Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> > would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

> >

> HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

>

>

> Glitter, author of <A

HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind Reason</A>

>

>

>

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Sounds like a doughnut with toothpaste cream filling to me... you

can eat it AND brush your teeth at the same time...

> Isn't this new stuff TOOTHPASTE flavored with vanilla and

cinnamon? That's

> what I heard. Now I suppose you could put that toothpaste in

some creative

> places. . .

>

> Glitter, author of <A

HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind Reason</A>

>

>

>

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Sounds like a doughnut with toothpaste cream filling to me... you

can eat it AND brush your teeth at the same time...

> Isn't this new stuff TOOTHPASTE flavored with vanilla and

cinnamon? That's

> what I heard. Now I suppose you could put that toothpaste in

some creative

> places. . .

>

> Glitter, author of <A

HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind Reason</A>

>

>

>

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Yes, BOMBS AWAY. The title is " P & G Tests New " Love Drug " for

Women " , by Gagged Wag

DO NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT PLEASE, I DO WANT TO LIVE.

> > > Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> > > That you know what a woman wants?

> > >

> > > What gave you the notion

> > > To make a new potion

> > > For me and my tired old twat?

> > >

> > > Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> > > That I need more work than I got?

> > >

> > > Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> > > I keep my home and my family clean.

> > > But now you go further and tell me I should

> > > be additionally a Sexual Queen?

> > >

> > > Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> > > Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> > > (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the

> whole day

> > > on my back.)

> > >

> > > Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> > > (I have to stop here to laugh!)

> > >

> > > You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> > > But this is a serious gaff!

> > >

> > > Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> > > Nothing that I would like better!

> > > (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> > > I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

> > >

> > > The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> > > I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> > > I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> > > But I don't think I can take too much more.

> > >

> > > There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> > > If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

> > >

> > > I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> > > But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you

> know.....).

> > > If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> > > He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

> > >

> > > So you messing around here in our private life

> > > Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> > > Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> > > Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

> > >

> > > Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> > > You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> > > I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> > > They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

> > >

> > > You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> > > You underestimate women like me.

> > >

> > > He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> > > And we're doing the best that we can.

> > > I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> > > 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

> > >

> > >

> > >

[Guest guest]

Yes, BOMBS AWAY. The title is " P & G Tests New " Love Drug " for

Women " , by Gagged Wag

DO NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT PLEASE, I DO WANT TO LIVE.

> > > Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> > > That you know what a woman wants?

> > >

> > > What gave you the notion

> > > To make a new potion

> > > For me and my tired old twat?

> > >

> > > Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> > > That I need more work than I got?

> > >

> > > Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> > > I keep my home and my family clean.

> > > But now you go further and tell me I should

> > > be additionally a Sexual Queen?

> > >

> > > Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> > > Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> > > (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the

> whole day

> > > on my back.)

> > >

> > > Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> > > (I have to stop here to laugh!)

> > >

> > > You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> > > But this is a serious gaff!

> > >

> > > Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> > > Nothing that I would like better!

> > > (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> > > I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

> > >

> > > The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> > > I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> > > I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> > > But I don't think I can take too much more.

> > >

> > > There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> > > If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

> > >

> > > I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> > > But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you

> know.....).

> > > If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> > > He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

> > >

> > > So you messing around here in our private life

> > > Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> > > Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> > > Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

> > >

> > > Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> > > You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> > > I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> > > They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

> > >

> > > You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> > > You underestimate women like me.

> > >

> > > He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> > > And we're doing the best that we can.

> > > I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> > > 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

> > >

> > >

> > >

[Guest guest]

PS ` don't forget to include the links to the story......J

> > > > Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> > > > That you know what a woman wants?

> > > >

> > > > What gave you the notion

> > > > To make a new potion

> > > > For me and my tired old twat?

> > > >

> > > > Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> > > > That I need more work than I got?

> > > >

> > > > Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> > > > I keep my home and my family clean.

> > > > But now you go further and tell me I should

> > > > be additionally a Sexual Queen?

> > > >

> > > > Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> > > > Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> > > > (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the

> > whole day

> > > > on my back.)

> > > >

> > > > Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> > > > (I have to stop here to laugh!)

> > > >

> > > > You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> > > > But this is a serious gaff!

> > > >

> > > > Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> > > > Nothing that I would like better!

> > > > (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> > > > I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

> > > >

> > > > The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> > > > I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> > > > I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> > > > But I don't think I can take too much more.

> > > >

> > > > There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> > > > If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

> > > >

> > > > I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> > > > But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you

> > know.....).

> > > > If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> > > > He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

> > > >

> > > > So you messing around here in our private life

> > > > Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> > > > Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> > > > Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

> > > >

> > > > Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> > > > You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> > > > I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> > > > They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

> > > >

> > > > You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> > > > You underestimate women like me.

> > > >

> > > > He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> > > > And we're doing the best that we can.

> > > > I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> > > > 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

[Guest guest]

PS ` don't forget to include the links to the story......J

> > > > Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> > > > That you know what a woman wants?

> > > >

> > > > What gave you the notion

> > > > To make a new potion

> > > > For me and my tired old twat?

> > > >

> > > > Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> > > > That I need more work than I got?

> > > >

> > > > Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> > > > I keep my home and my family clean.

> > > > But now you go further and tell me I should

> > > > be additionally a Sexual Queen?

> > > >

> > > > Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> > > > Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> > > > (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the

> > whole day

> > > > on my back.)

> > > >

> > > > Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> > > > (I have to stop here to laugh!)

> > > >

> > > > You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> > > > But this is a serious gaff!

> > > >

> > > > Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> > > > Nothing that I would like better!

> > > > (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> > > > I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

> > > >

> > > > The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> > > > I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> > > > I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> > > > But I don't think I can take too much more.

> > > >

> > > > There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> > > > If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

> > > >

> > > > I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> > > > But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you

> > know.....).

> > > > If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> > > > He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

> > > >

> > > > So you messing around here in our private life

> > > > Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> > > > Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> > > > Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

> > > >

> > > > Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> > > > You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> > > > I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> > > > They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

> > > >

> > > > You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> > > > You underestimate women like me.

> > > >

> > > > He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> > > > And we're doing the best that we can.

> > > > I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> > > > 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

[Guest guest]

herghghgh-shudder. Don't! Puts me in mind of the Boneless Chicken

Ranch or the Frogs Legs Farm - Larsen style.....starring me.

We ought to turn Second City Television on to this new source of humor

- or have they already discovered it?

Zippedeedoooda! Zippedeeayyyy! My Oh MY! What a wonderful Day!

Plenty of prozac comin' my way, zippedeedooda, ziipedeeay!

Mr Monkey on my shoulder, it's a snap! It's medical!

Everything is biochemical!

Or that GREAT routine of the two crows in Dumbo! God is that funny!

" yo ever see an elephant fly? "

" No, but ah seen a horse fly! "

There's another goofy sequence in that movie, I'll check it out.

And remember the " Ooogie Boogie Song " in Nightmare before Christmas -

Goodman sings it....

Definitely food for thought, girls! i have to go to bed now, i wore my

brain out earlier - hey, imagine a " Crocodile Hunter " sequence - ha!

love ya all, Jamo

> In a message dated 9/5/02 7:11:13 PM Mountain Daylight Time, ingcross@b...

> writes:

>

>

> > DO NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT PLEASE, I DO WANT TO LIVE.

> >

> Oh, you can live quite well without legs!!!!

>

>

> Glitter, author of <A HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind

Reason</A>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

herghghgh-shudder. Don't! Puts me in mind of the Boneless Chicken

Ranch or the Frogs Legs Farm - Larsen style.....starring me.

We ought to turn Second City Television on to this new source of humor

- or have they already discovered it?

Zippedeedoooda! Zippedeeayyyy! My Oh MY! What a wonderful Day!

Plenty of prozac comin' my way, zippedeedooda, ziipedeeay!

Mr Monkey on my shoulder, it's a snap! It's medical!

Everything is biochemical!

Or that GREAT routine of the two crows in Dumbo! God is that funny!

" yo ever see an elephant fly? "

" No, but ah seen a horse fly! "

There's another goofy sequence in that movie, I'll check it out.

And remember the " Ooogie Boogie Song " in Nightmare before Christmas -

Goodman sings it....

Definitely food for thought, girls! i have to go to bed now, i wore my

brain out earlier - hey, imagine a " Crocodile Hunter " sequence - ha!

love ya all, Jamo

> In a message dated 9/5/02 7:11:13 PM Mountain Daylight Time, ingcross@b...

> writes:

>

>

> > DO NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT PLEASE, I DO WANT TO LIVE.

> >

> Oh, you can live quite well without legs!!!!

>

>

> Glitter, author of <A HREF= " www.xlibris.com/BlindReason.html " >Blind

Reason</A>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

on 5/9/02 9:31 PM, jamo1957 at ingcross@... wrote:

> We ought to turn Second City Television on to this new source of humor

> - or have they already discovered it?

Jamo, if you write the skits, Second city theaters in Toronto and Chicago

might be VERY interested in the material and adapt and perform it.

Alas, except for special events, the members of SCTV have gone their

separate ways.

K in Mellonville

[Guest guest]

on 5/9/02 9:31 PM, jamo1957 at ingcross@... wrote:

> We ought to turn Second City Television on to this new source of humor

> - or have they already discovered it?

Jamo, if you write the skits, Second city theaters in Toronto and Chicago

might be VERY interested in the material and adapt and perform it.

Alas, except for special events, the members of SCTV have gone their

separate ways.

K in Mellonville