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ROTFLMFAO!!!! Jamo, you've missed your calling! Here's their plan: Get

everyone numbed out on the psych meds, and everyone knows that the sex drive

goes totally South, maybe as far as Patagonia, but then you can take one of

these miracle pills and have a little sex holiday . . . oh, it is so sick

sick sick. . . before you go back to Stepford.

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ROTFLMFAO!!!! Jamo, you've missed your calling! Here's their plan: Get

everyone numbed out on the psych meds, and everyone knows that the sex drive

goes totally South, maybe as far as Patagonia, but then you can take one of

these miracle pills and have a little sex holiday . . . oh, it is so sick

sick sick. . . before you go back to Stepford.

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In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

stinky72001@... writes:

> Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

>

HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

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In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

stinky72001@... writes:

> Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

>

HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

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In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

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> Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

>

HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

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In a message dated 9/5/02 12:08:18 PM Mountain Daylight Time,

stinky72001@... writes:

> Sex is totally overrated and I never in a million years thought I

> would ever say that. zoloft residual effects?

>

HAHAHAHAHA! And it's messy, too. Paxil residual effects????

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I was telling hubby about the idea of putting an Antidepressant on toilet

paper to get to those who refuse to take it by mouth. He thought it would be

plausible, but then he has brain damage. Then of course (and here's your

cue, Jamo) I started thinking about that song, Bye Bye Balckbird and how P & G

could come up with a slogan that talks about wiping away all your cares and

woes. . . and now of course, I can't stop thinking of that but my brain is

too fried from being in the car to think of anything clever!!

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I was telling hubby about the idea of putting an Antidepressant on toilet

paper to get to those who refuse to take it by mouth. He thought it would be

plausible, but then he has brain damage. Then of course (and here's your

cue, Jamo) I started thinking about that song, Bye Bye Balckbird and how P & G

could come up with a slogan that talks about wiping away all your cares and

woes. . . and now of course, I can't stop thinking of that but my brain is

too fried from being in the car to think of anything clever!!

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I was telling hubby about the idea of putting an Antidepressant on toilet

paper to get to those who refuse to take it by mouth. He thought it would be

plausible, but then he has brain damage. Then of course (and here's your

cue, Jamo) I started thinking about that song, Bye Bye Balckbird and how P & G

could come up with a slogan that talks about wiping away all your cares and

woes. . . and now of course, I can't stop thinking of that but my brain is

too fried from being in the car to think of anything clever!!

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I was telling hubby about the idea of putting an Antidepressant on toilet

paper to get to those who refuse to take it by mouth. He thought it would be

plausible, but then he has brain damage. Then of course (and here's your

cue, Jamo) I started thinking about that song, Bye Bye Balckbird and how P & G

could come up with a slogan that talks about wiping away all your cares and

woes. . . and now of course, I can't stop thinking of that but my brain is

too fried from being in the car to think of anything clever!!

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Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

> Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> That you know what a woman wants?

>

> What gave you the notion

> To make a new potion

> For me and my tired old twat?

>

> Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> That I need more work than I got?

>

> Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> I keep my home and my family clean.

> But now you go further and tell me I should

> be additionally a Sexual Queen?

>

> Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the whole day

> on my back.)

>

> Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> (I have to stop here to laugh!)

>

> You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> But this is a serious gaff!

>

> Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> Nothing that I would like better!

> (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

>

> The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> But I don't think I can take too much more.

>

> There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

>

> I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you know.....).

> If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

>

> So you messing around here in our private life

> Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

>

> Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

>

> You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> You underestimate women like me.

>

> He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> And we're doing the best that we can.

> I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

>

>

>

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Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

> Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> That you know what a woman wants?

>

> What gave you the notion

> To make a new potion

> For me and my tired old twat?

>

> Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> That I need more work than I got?

>

> Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> I keep my home and my family clean.

> But now you go further and tell me I should

> be additionally a Sexual Queen?

>

> Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the whole day

> on my back.)

>

> Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> (I have to stop here to laugh!)

>

> You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> But this is a serious gaff!

>

> Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> Nothing that I would like better!

> (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

>

> The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> But I don't think I can take too much more.

>

> There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

>

> I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you know.....).

> If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

>

> So you messing around here in our private life

> Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

>

> Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

>

> You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> You underestimate women like me.

>

> He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> And we're doing the best that we can.

> I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

>

>

>

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Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

> Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> That you know what a woman wants?

>

> What gave you the notion

> To make a new potion

> For me and my tired old twat?

>

> Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> That I need more work than I got?

>

> Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> I keep my home and my family clean.

> But now you go further and tell me I should

> be additionally a Sexual Queen?

>

> Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the whole day

> on my back.)

>

> Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> (I have to stop here to laugh!)

>

> You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> But this is a serious gaff!

>

> Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> Nothing that I would like better!

> (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

>

> The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> But I don't think I can take too much more.

>

> There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

>

> I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you know.....).

> If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

>

> So you messing around here in our private life

> Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

>

> Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

>

> You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> You underestimate women like me.

>

> He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> And we're doing the best that we can.

> I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

>

>

>

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Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

> Who ARE you guys, who think you're so wise

> That you know what a woman wants?

>

> What gave you the notion

> To make a new potion

> For me and my tired old twat?

>

> Do you think I have nothing to do the whole day?

> That I need more work than I got?

>

> Detergent and toothpaste were all well and good ~

> I keep my home and my family clean.

> But now you go further and tell me I should

> be additionally a Sexual Queen?

>

> Viagra for him and a new drug for me!

> Why, we'll spend the whole day in the sack!

> (Chemical love for my honey, you see, makes me spend the whole day

> on my back.)

>

> Uppers and Downers, now Inners and Outers?

> (I have to stop here to laugh!)

>

> You guys must be crazy! It's not that I'm lazy,

> But this is a serious gaff!

>

> Sure, I'd love to play and make babies all daY!

> Nothing that I would like better!

> (excuse me a moment, the sitter is waiting ~

> I've got to get dressed and go get her!)

>

> The schools are a mess, and health care's a joke ~

> I'm afraid that we'll soon be at war.

> I'd love to fit in some more time for a poke,

> But I don't think I can take too much more.

>

> There's stuff to be done here that i cannot shirk~

> If you make me a nympho, who'll do all the work?

>

> I know Men are from Mars and women from Venus,

> But I don't have much time for admiring his (well, you know.....).

> If you don't mind me saying (I don't mean to be crass),

> He doesn't exactly admire my (derriere).

>

> So you messing around here in our private life

> Is actually capable of causing more strife.

> Perhaps THAT is why you've concocted a pill?

> Do you think it will make me less nervous and shrill?

>

> Well, try as you might to get into MY life,

> You won't turn ME into a nice Stepford wife.

> I won't take your drugs and your potions and pills ~

> They're responsible for more than their share of life's ills.

>

> You think that I'm stupid. But I'm not, you see.

> You underestimate women like me.

>

> He's a lovable old geezer, and I'm an old crone,

> And we're doing the best that we can.

> I do wish you'd please leave our sex life alone,

> 'Cause Viagra don't make a real Man!

>

>

>

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on 5/9/02 1:56 PM, stinky72001 at stinky72001@... wrote:

> Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

>

Um - Jamo, wait on that. Glitter and I have a plan.....

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on 5/9/02 1:56 PM, stinky72001 at stinky72001@... wrote:

> Jamo - that is priceless. I hope you are sending this to P & G!

>

Um - Jamo, wait on that. Glitter and I have a plan.....

:D k

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