KIDS IN CHURCH - Gloria you asked for it

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3-year-old

Reese:

"Our

Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is

His name.

Amen."

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A little

boy was overheard praying:

"Lord,

if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having

a real good time like I am."

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After the

christening of his baby brother in church,

sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father

asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally,

the boy replied,

"That

preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I

wanted to stay with you guys."

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One

particular four-year-old prayed,

"And

forgive us our trash baskets

as we

forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday

school teacher asked her children as they

were on the

way to church service,

"And

why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright

little girl replied,

"Because

people are sleeping."

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A mother

was preparing pancakes for her sons, 5, and 3.

The boys

began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their

mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If

Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my

brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

turned to his younger brother and said,

",

you be Jesus!"

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A father

was at the beach with his children

when the

four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his

hand, and led him to the shore

where a

seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy,

what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He

died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy

thought a moment and then said,

"Did

God throw him back down?"

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A wife

invited some people to dinner.

At the

table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would

you like to say the blessing?"

"I

wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just

say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The

daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord,

why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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