Guest guest Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Ok I know this group is for serious business but I'm sure we could all use a laugh. Last night my husband in a very serious, desperate way stated, " My candida levels are dangerously low Babe. If I were to die right now my body would take too long to decay. " I think he was trying to convince me we needed dessert:) Coral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 That's fabulous Coral! I needed the laugh! Thanks, Bee > > Ok I know this group is for serious business but I'm sure we could all use a laugh. Last night my husband in a very serious, desperate way stated, " My candida levels are dangerously low Babe. If I were to die right now my body would take too long to decay. " I think he was trying to convince me we needed dessert:) > > Coral > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Interesting idea! Wish I would have thought of that before I gave it all away! LOL  Kim A ________________________________ From: puddleriver13 <puddleriver13@...> achalasia Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:27 PM Subject: Re: Too funny  Kim: take the jerky, put it in a cup of boiling water, and let it sit. When cool, dump it in the blender, and see if you don't get a terrific pate for spreading on crackers. . . . (Nope, haven't tried it, but would if somebody gifted *me* with a pack of jerky, lol!) in WV > > It is a lot on our spouses to see us go through what we go through. My boyfriend Bob is always bringing me food whether I can eat it or not. Last week he brought me beef jerky, which is a no no for me, and I thought " Maybe he's just trying to kill me "  LOL - you are lucky to have a good man by your side through the good times and the bad! >  > Kim A > > > ________________________________ > From: " brandygarcia33@... " <brandygarcia33@...> > achalasia > Sent: Monday, February 20, 2012 9:00 AM > Subject: Too funny > > > >  > > I thought I share this story with you guys (group), I don't post much but I'm always reading everyone stories/post and on the internet researching about this disease. So my husband asking me are you having an affair? I'm like what are you talking about, he tells me your always on your phone texting or whatever your doing... And we don't have you know as much as we used to. I started to laugh I told him yes I'm having an affair... with my achalasia group!!! LOL And as far as the other thing I told him I really have to make sure that I haven't drank or eaten anything for hours cause its not fun feeling like you want to throw up while doing it!!!! And then I told him besides who would want me with a 15 Inch scar on my stomach and not to mention I have 10 inch scar on my back from a previous surgery, who constantly is burping, throwing up, and feels like crap all the time!!!!!? He turns around to me and says I want you Always has and always will!! Its going > to be 18 years this July for us... from So Cal > Sent via BlackBerry by AT & T > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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