Re: Fwd: FW: Funeral Procession/Woman's Prayer

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Funeral Procession/Woman's Prayer

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Standing in line is not a bad thing sometimes....LOVED IT!

Dee

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[Guest guest]

AMEN!!!!

CORA

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> This is great.

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> Timi Paradis

> Old Republic Title

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>        DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...IT'S PRICELESS!

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> > >       FUNERAL PROCESSION:

> > >       A woman was leaving a convenience store with her

morning

> > >coffee

> > whenshe noticed a most unusual funeral procession

approaching

> > the

> nearby

> > > cemetery.

> > >       A long black hearse was followed by a second long

black

> >hearse about

> > >50 feet behind the first one.  Behind the second hearse was a

> > >solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.  Behind her, a

short

> > >distance

> back,

> > >were about 200 women walking single file.  The woman couldn't

stand

> her

> > >curiosity.  She respectfully approached the woman walking the

dog

> > >and

> >said,

> > > " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to

> > >disturb

> you,

> > >but I've never seen a funeral like this.

> > >       Whose funeral is it? "

> > >

> > >       " My husband's. "

> > >

> > >       " What happened to him? "

> > >

> > >       The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

> > >

> > >       She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second

hearse? "

> > >

> > >       The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying

to help

> > >my

> > >husband when the dog turned on her. "

> > >

> > >       A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed

between

> > >the

> two

> > >women.

> > >

> > >       " Can I borrow the dog? "

> > >

> > >       " Get in line. "

> > >

> > >       A Woman's Prayer

> > >       Dear Lord, I pray for:

> > >       Wisdom, To understand a man

> > >       Love, To forgive him and

> > >       Patience, For his moods

> > >       Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

> > >       I'll just beat him to death.

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[Guest guest]

Where do you get all these great jokes? I have

forwarded all of them to my friends. Thanks and keep

them coming!

Kathy

>

> This is great.

>

> Timi Paradis

> Old Republic Title

> (330) 664-6184

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>        DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...IT'S

PRICELESS!

> > >

> > >       FUNERAL PROCESSION:

> > >       A woman was leaving a convenience store

with her

morning

> > >coffee

> > whenshe noticed a most unusual funeral

procession

approaching

> > the

> nearby

> > > cemetery.

> > >       A long black hearse was followed by a

second long

black

> >hearse about

> > >50 feet behind the first one.  Behind the second

hearse was a

> > >solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. 

Behind her, a

short

> > >distance

> back,

> > >were about 200 women walking single file.  The

woman couldn't

stand

> her

> > >curiosity.  She respectfully approached the

woman walking the

dog

> > >and

> >said,

> > > " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is

a bad time to

> > >disturb

> you,

> > >but I've never seen a funeral like this.

> > >       Whose funeral is it? "

> > >

> > >       " My husband's. "

> > >

> > >       " What happened to him? "

> > >

> > >       The woman replied, " My dog attacked and

killed him. "

> > >

> > >       She inquired further, " Well, who is in

the second

hearse? "

> > >

> > >       The woman answered, " My mother-in-law.

She was trying

to help

> > >my

> > >husband when the dog turned on her. "

> > >

> > >       A poignant and thoughtful moment of

silence passed

between

> > >the

> two

> > >women.

> > >

> > >       " Can I borrow the dog? "

> > >

> > >       " Get in line. "

> > >

> > >       A Woman's Prayer

> > >       Dear Lord, I pray for:

> > >       Wisdom, To understand a man

> > >       Love, To forgive him and

> > >       Patience, For his moods

> > >       Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

> > >       I'll just beat him to death.

> >

> >

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