FINALLY THE TRUTH IS REVEALED ABOUT INSURANCE =)

[Guest guest]

,

I have heard this before and it is just SOOOO true!!!

Marci :-)

[Guest guest]

Hope this can help the many of you struggling with insurance (same as

me) and make you laugh a little through the aggravation.

=)

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth

was

without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And Satan said, " It doesn't get any better than this. "

And God said, " Let there be light, " and there was light. And God

said, " Let

the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit

tree

yielding fruit, " and God saw that it was good.

And Satan said, " There goes the neighborhood. "

And God said, " Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and

let

them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the

air

and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping

thing

that crept upon the Earth. " And so God created Man in his own image;

male

and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw

that

they were lean and fit.

And Satan said, " I know how I can get back in this game. "

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and

spinach, green

and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long

and

healthy lives.

And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99-cent

double cheeseburger.

And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with that? "

And Man said, " Supersize them. " And Man gained 5 pounds. And God

created the

healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so

fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds.

And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.

And God said, " I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive

oil with

which to cook them. "

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own

platter.

And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the

roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those

extra

pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not

have

to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained another 20 pounds.

And God said, " You're running up the score, Devil. " And God brought

forth

the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with

nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center

into

chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled

in

cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " It is good. " And Man went into

cardiac

arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

[Guest guest]

,

TOO FUNNY...and True!

(Sam's mommy)

[Guest guest]

,

Very funny thanks for the laugh.

April

Mommy to Bri and Mandy

> Hope this can help the many of you struggling with insurance (same

as

> me) and make you laugh a little through the aggravation.

> =)

>

>

>

> In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the

Earth

> was

> without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

>

> And Satan said, " It doesn't get any better than this. "

>

> And God said, " Let there be light, " and there was light. And God

> said, " Let

> the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit

> tree

> yielding fruit, " and God saw that it was good.

>

> And Satan said, " There goes the neighborhood. "

>

> And God said, " Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and

> let

> them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of

the

> air

> and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping

> thing

> that crept upon the Earth. " And so God created Man in his own image;

> male

> and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and Woman and

saw

> that

> they were lean and fit.

>

> And Satan said, " I know how I can get back in this game. "

>

> And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and

> spinach, green

> and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long

> and

> healthy lives.

> And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the

99-cent

> double cheeseburger.

>

> And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with that? "

>

> And Man said, " Supersize them. " And Man gained 5 pounds. And God

> created the

> healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so

> fair.

>

> And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds.

>

> And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

>

> And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.

>

> And God said, " I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive

> oil with

> which to cook them. "

>

> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own

> platter.

>

> And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the

> roof.

>

> And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those

> extra

> pounds.

>

> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would

not

> have

> to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

>

> And Man gained another 20 pounds.

>

> And God said, " You're running up the score, Devil. " And God brought

> forth

> the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with

> nutrition.

>

> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy

center

> into

> chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

>

> And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips

swaddled

> in

> cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " It is good. " And Man went into

> cardiac

> arrest.

>

> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

>

> And Satan created HMOs.