Guest guest Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Can anyone relate? How Time Flies 1975 : Long hair 2006 : Longing for hair 1975: KEG 2006: EKG 1975 : Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz 1975 : Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1975 : Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1975 : Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a new hip joint 1975 : Rolling Stones 2006: Kidney Stones 1975 : Being called into the principal's office 2006 : Calling the principal's office 1975: Screw the system 2006: Upgrade the system 1975 : Disco 2006: Costco 1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975: Passing the drivers' test 2006: Passing the vision test 1975 : Whatever 2006: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering! machine They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: " Where's the Beef? " , " I'd walk a mile for a Camel " , or " de plane, Boss, de plane " . They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. Mc 's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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