Guest guest Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Just thought I'd share. A friend sent this to me! HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked " Is someone in your house? " and he said " no " . Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. said, " Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. " Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all. " Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the ' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to : " I thought you said that you'd shot them! " said, " I thought you said there was nobody available! " (True Story) PPD Push the Positive Daily! I hope you and yours are in the best of Health and Spirit. Our Health is Our Responsibility http://muslimspace.com/NieeMA_Thasing http://members.tripod.com/a_healing_village/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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