Guest guest Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 I think I've been here long enough to develop a certain feel for the type of people I've been communicating with..I would like to ask a series of questions to determine similarities to satisfy my own curiosity. This is not a joke, do not be offended by any of the questions, and please answer honestly. who has had contact with extraterrestials, UFO sightings etc. feel free to give a brief description or just answer thx. pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 i appreciate your sense of humor but i am serious. pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 >I think I've been here long enough to develop a certain feel for the type of >people I've been communicating with..I would like to ask a series of >questions to determine similarities to satisfy my own curiosity. This is not >a joke, do not be offended by any of the questions, and please answer >honestly. who has had contact with extraterrestials, UFO sightings etc. feel >free to give a brief description or just answer thx. pump OK Pump...you got me. I confess already, I just can't hide it anymore. And ya, I got the proof right here, buddy. I hope this doesn't mean you are calling off our engagement. Here's my first baby picture...6 months gestation, ain't I cute? Here's the Folks! Here's me at 6 months....Awe, what a sweet baby! Here's me at Summer Camp! This me me at Jr. Prom! Man, we cut a rug that night! I'm the cute one. This is our family vacation to Disneymars! What a ride! This is my college professor demostrating how to fry contrary Pharm Reps. And Here I am today, out of the closet, and still waiting for our wedding night, you cad! Ok, pump, now this is just between you and me, right...no razzing me on the board for being honest and sharing my real self, ok? And everyone else, stare at this picture for 30 seconds and repeat slowly, I do belong, I do belong, I do belong.... until you forget . Peace, Jeanine http://hepchelp.homestead.com MSN 8 helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES. Get 2 months FREE*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 What about ...Maybe the Mother Ship picked him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 > i appreciate your sense of humor but i am serious. pump Citizens of Earth! I greet you on behalf of our leader, the grand exalted Emperor Xervandian. We have been dispatched from Zarvox, the 18th planet in the Klaator-Na quadrant. Do not be alarmed. We do not wish to harm you. Ours is a peaceful mission. We come in search of quality name-brand footwear at reasonable prices. Our journey was long, more than 2,000 light years, and our feet are tired. We command you to assemble a great selection of comfortable, great-looking shoes in a wide range of sizes and styles—top brands like Nike, Timberland, Steve Madden, 9 West, Candies, and Rockport. And we refuse to overpay. In exactly one hour, we will arrive on your planet's surface. Have a convoy of friendly, helpful salespersons ready and waiting. At 1600 hours, we will commence scanning your planet's surface for the season's hottest mid-calf length boots in classic colors like black and brown, as well as fun, attention-grabbing red and pink. We are a powerful race, but we are not a violent one. The wars you wage on your planet are an outdated notion to us, as we prefer more intellectual pursuits. We also enjoy jogging, hiking, basketball, and golf, so we will accept nothing but the best in athletic footwear from Adidas, Reebok, and Converse. The citizens of our planet are in need of all manner of sport shoes, from cross trainers to hiking boots. Bring them now, humans! We have known about your watery planet for eons, but avoided contact as we patiently waited for you to develop sturdy, cushioned insole technology that allows the foot to properly breathe. The fires on our planet have left our own stockpiles of shoes and boots depleted. Zarvox has exhausted all reserves of great-looking, comfy classics by such designers as and Cole. Will you cooperate, People of the Blue-Green World? All we ask for are shoes that offer fashion, comfort, and value. We have noted the accelerated rate at which Earth produces fun new styles and are impressed. Will you deny us your supply of boat shoes, casual boots, sandals, clogs, loafers, and mules? Or will you help us complete our interstellar shoe quest? I need not point out our superior weapons technology. We feel no need to threaten you with our Nitro-Electrion cyclo-blasters. We will make no trouble for you if you give us what we require: great shoes at a great price. With quick, courteous service. And a full, no-questions-asked 30-day return policy. We have seen your cities. They light up the sky for many miles. We could not help but be impressed by their beauty and great selection of urban footwear by Fubu, Lugz, Dada, Mecca, and South Side. Such brands will serve us well upon our return home. While our initial gyromagnetoscopic scan of Earth detected the presence of shoes that would look great in the office, like Dexter, Bass, and Bostonian loafers, our journey across the stars will not be successful until we also have something that looks great after hours. We must see Hush Puppies! We must see Minnetonka! We will see LB ! People of Earth, believe what we say. We will know the right pair when we see it, and we will not bow to high-pressure sales tactics. Now is the time, humans, for you to await additional instructions. As soon as the hull of our ship is de-ionized and ready for krilliation, we will make our descent for shoes. We can only pray, for the sake of our two worlds, now united in purpose across the great expanse of stars, that you have a great selection for the kids, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 Dear Alien Andy, I accept that you are not from this- our blue-green planet- and I understand you are on a mission but I'm worried. Your knowledge of designer shoes is encyclopedic and makes me wonder..... Is this just sore feet or something else....much more....sinister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 lolololololoL!!! Re: [ ] personal survey >I think I've been here long enough to develop a certain feel for the type of >people I've been communicating with..I would like to ask a series of >questions to determine similarities to satisfy my own curiosity. This is not >a joke, do not be offended by any of the questions, and please answer >honestly. who has had contact with extraterrestials, UFO sightings etc. feel >free to give a brief description or just answer thx. pump OK Pump...you got me. I confess already, I just can't hide it anymore. And ya, I got the proof right here, buddy. I hope this doesn't mean you are calling off our engagement. Here's my first baby picture...6 months gestation, ain't I cute? Here's the Folks! Here's me at 6 months....Awe, what a sweet baby! Here's me at Summer Camp! This me me at Jr. Prom! Man, we cut a rug that night! I'm the cute one. This is our family vacation to Disneymars! What a ride! This is my college professor demostrating how to fry contrary Pharm Reps. And Here I am today, out of the closet, and still waiting for our wedding night, you cad! Ok, pump, now this is just between you and me, right...no razzing me on the board for being honest and sharing my real self, ok? And everyone else, stare at this picture for 30 seconds and repeat slowly, I do belong, I do belong, I do belong.... until you forget . Peace, Jeanine http://hepchelp.homestead.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 I do feel I'm unique, special, and definitely "out of this world", but I can't say I've ever seen a space ship or had any dreams of strange creatures poking me in the belly button with a prod or anything. Does that mean I've never made contact?. I appreciate my sense of humor and and am serious too........S. Re: [ ] personal survey i appreciate your sense of humor but i am serious. pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 there's a 2-for-1 sale going on at Payless...........S. [ ] Re: personal survey > i appreciate your sense of humor but i am serious. pumpCitizens of Earth! I greet you on behalf of our leader, the grandexalted Emperor Xervandian. We have been dispatched from Zarvox, the18th planet in the Klaator-Na quadrant. Do not be alarmed. We do notwish to harm you. Ours is a peaceful mission. We come in search ofquality name-brand footwear at reasonable prices.Our journey was long, more than 2,000 light years, and our feet aretired. We command you to assemble a great selection of comfortable,great-looking shoes in a wide range of sizes and styles—top brandslike Nike, Timberland, Steve Madden, 9 West, Candies, and Rockport.And we refuse to overpay.In exactly one hour, we will arrive on your planet's surface. Have aconvoy of friendly, helpful salespersons ready and waiting. At 1600hours, we will commence scanning your planet's surface for theseason's hottest mid-calf length boots in classic colors like blackand brown, as well as fun, attention-grabbing red and pink.We are a powerful race, but we are not a violent one. The wars youwage on your planet are an outdated notion to us, as we prefer moreintellectual pursuits. We also enjoy jogging, hiking, basketball, andgolf, so we will accept nothing but the best in athletic footwear fromAdidas, Reebok, and Converse. The citizens of our planet are in needof all manner of sport shoes, from cross trainers to hiking boots.Bring them now, humans!We have known about your watery planet for eons, but avoided contactas we patiently waited for you to develop sturdy, cushioned insoletechnology that allows the foot to properly breathe. The fires on ourplanet have left our own stockpiles of shoes and boots depleted.Zarvox has exhausted all reserves of great-looking, comfy classics bysuch designers as and Cole.Will you cooperate, People of the Blue-Green World? All we ask for areshoes that offer fashion, comfort, and value. We have noted theaccelerated rate at which Earth produces fun new styles and areimpressed. Will you deny us your supply of boat shoes, casual boots,sandals, clogs, loafers, and mules? Or will you help us complete ourinterstellar shoe quest?I need not point out our superior weapons technology. We feel no needto threaten you with our Nitro-Electrion cyclo-blasters. We will makeno trouble for you if you give us what we require: great shoes at agreat price. With quick, courteous service. And a full,no-questions-asked 30-day return policy.We have seen your cities. They light up the sky for many miles. Wecould not help but be impressed by their beauty and great selection ofurban footwear by Fubu, Lugz, Dada, Mecca, and South Side. Such brandswill serve us well upon our return home.While our initial gyromagnetoscopic scan of Earth detected thepresence of shoes that would look great in the office, like Dexter,Bass, and Bostonian loafers, our journey across the stars will not besuccessful until we also have something that looks great after hours.We must see Hush Puppies! We must see Minnetonka! We will see LB! People of Earth, believe what we say. We will know the rightpair when we see it, and we will not bow to high-pressure sales tactics.Now is the time, humans, for you to await additional instructions. Assoon as the hull of our ship is de-ionized and ready for krilliation,we will make our descent for shoes. We can only pray, for the sake ofour two worlds, now united in purpose across the great expanse ofstars, that you have a great selection for the kids, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Would you be interested in some slightly used pimp pumps circa 1974? I found some in the trunk of a lime green el Dorado bought at police auction.. pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Would you be interested in some slightly used pimp pumps circa 1974? I found some in the trunk of a lime green el Dorado bought at police auction.. pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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