Subject: The Best Patients

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on theoperating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountantson my operating table, because when you open them up, everythinginside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The thirdsurgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everythinginside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimesin: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys alwaysunderstand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and whenthe job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeonshut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians arethe easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine,and the head and butt are interchangeable."