Guest guest Posted July 25, 1999 Report Share Posted July 25, 1999 , I didnt get pic of your dog. J >From: " Dianne Post " <diannep@...> >Reply- onelist > " JONES & GROOT " <usaujo@...>, " JOHN POST " <JAP6630@...>, > " GERRY POST " <Jgrp@...>, " ROGER POST " <ROGERPOST@...>, " DREW >MARTIN " <Small8S10@...>, " DOREL CIOARA " <dorel@...>, " amie > " <lulebel@...> >Subject: [ ] How many dogs >Date: Sun, 25 Jul 1999 21:41:31 -0700 >MIME-Version: 1.0 >From errors-165537-4247-shireen42 Sun Jul 25 22:34:18 1999 >Received: from [209.207.164.213] by hotmail.com (2.1) with ESMTP id >MHotMailB9653E59018ED82197CFD1CFA4D545FD0; Sun Jul 25 22:34:18 1999 >Received: (qmail 865 invoked by alias); 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 >Received: (qmail 855 invoked from network); 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 >Received: from unknown (HELO smtp02.primenet.com) (206.165.6.132) by >pop.onelist.com with SMTP; 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 >Received: (from daemon@localhost) by smtp02.primenet.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) id >WAA21917; Sun, 25 Jul 1999 22:32:09 -0700 (MST) >Received: from ip217.aza.primenet.com(207.218.22.217), claiming to be > " default " via SMTP by smtp02.primenet.com, id smtpd020900; Sun Jul 25 >22:32:04 1999 >Message-ID: <010001bed729$f882b860$d916dacf@default> >Organization: >X-Priority: 3 >X-MSMail-Priority: Normal >X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 >X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 >Mailing-List: list onelist; contact > -owneronelist >Delivered-mailing list onelist >Precedence: bulk >List-Unsubscribe: <mailto: -unsubscribeONElist> > >From: " Dianne Post " <diannep@...> > > > > How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? > > > > > > Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? > > > > > > Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've > > > got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside > > > worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? > > > > > > Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not > > > up to code. > > > > > > Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! > > > > > > Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll > > > do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, > > > my nails will be dry. > > > > > > Rottweiler: Make Me! > > > > > > Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that sort of >thing. > > > > > > Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light >bulb! > > > Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? > > > > > > Malemute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's >busy. > > > > > > Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was >a >light bulb? > > > > > > Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I'm just as cuddly in the dark. > > > > > > Collie: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. > > > > > > Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. > > > >--------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 1999 Report Share Posted July 26, 1999 I didn't either! I want to, too! Lynn susan johnson wrote: > From: " susan johnson " <shireen42@...> > > , I didnt get pic of your dog. > > J > > >From: " Dianne Post " <diannep@...> > >Reply- onelist > > " JONES & GROOT " <usaujo@...>, " JOHN POST " <JAP6630@...>, > > " GERRY POST " <Jgrp@...>, " ROGER POST " <ROGERPOST@...>, " DREW > >MARTIN " <Small8S10@...>, " DOREL CIOARA " <dorel@...>, " amie > > " <lulebel@...> > >Subject: [ ] How many dogs > >Date: Sun, 25 Jul 1999 21:41:31 -0700 > >MIME-Version: 1.0 > >From errors-165537-4247-shireen42 Sun Jul 25 22:34:18 1999 > >Received: from [209.207.164.213] by hotmail.com (2.1) with ESMTP id > >MHotMailB9653E59018ED82197CFD1CFA4D545FD0; Sun Jul 25 22:34:18 1999 > >Received: (qmail 865 invoked by alias); 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 > >Received: (qmail 855 invoked from network); 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 > >Received: from unknown (HELO smtp02.primenet.com) (206.165.6.132) by > >pop.onelist.com with SMTP; 26 Jul 1999 05:33:35 -0000 > >Received: (from daemon@localhost) by smtp02.primenet.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) id > >WAA21917; Sun, 25 Jul 1999 22:32:09 -0700 (MST) > >Received: from ip217.aza.primenet.com(207.218.22.217), claiming to be > > " default " via SMTP by smtp02.primenet.com, id smtpd020900; Sun Jul 25 > >22:32:04 1999 > >Message-ID: <010001bed729$f882b860$d916dacf@default> > >Organization: > >X-Priority: 3 > >X-MSMail-Priority: Normal > >X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 > >X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 > >Mailing-List: list onelist; contact > > -owneronelist > >Delivered-mailing list onelist > >Precedence: bulk > >List-Unsubscribe: <mailto: -unsubscribeONElist> > > > >From: " Dianne Post " <diannep@...> > > > > > > How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? > > > > > > > > Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? > > > > > > > > Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've > > > > got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside > > > > worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? > > > > > > > > Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not > > > > up to code. > > > > > > > > Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! > > > > > > > > Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll > > > > do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, > > > > my nails will be dry. > > > > > > > > Rottweiler: Make Me! > > > > > > > > Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that sort of > >thing. > > > > > > > > Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light > >bulb! > > > > Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? > > > > > > > > Malemute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's > >busy. > > > > > > > > Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was > >a > >light bulb? > > > > > > > > Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I'm just as cuddly in the dark. > > > > > > > > Collie: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. > > > > > > > > Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. > > > > > > > >--------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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