Re: kINGDOM OF HEAVEN

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Ha ha ha, thanks for the laugh

J

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>Subject: [ ] kINGDOM OF HEAVEN

>Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 20:59:14 -0700

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>From: " Dianne Post " <diannep@...>

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>Saint addresses this guy, " Who are you, so that I may

> know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven? "

>

>The guy replies, " I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City. "

>

>Saint consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi

> driver, " Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the

> Kingdom of Heaven. "

>

>The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and

> it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, " I

> am ph Snow, pastor of Saint 's for the last forty-three

> years. "

>

>Saint consults his list. He says to the minister, " Take

> this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of

> Heaven. "

>

> " Just a minute, " says the minister. " That man was a taxi driver

> and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be? "

>

> " Up here, we work by results, " says Saint . " While you

> preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed. "

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