Re: Welcome Jerry

September 20, 2000

Audrey, (if that`s REALLY your name!)

You must understand, I don`t take things seriously enough . I find humor

in EVERYTHING and it offends some. I laugh a LOT more than most. My kids

will attest to that, they were raised to understand from where I`m

coming. Dennis is confused by me or would be if he knew me.

Jerry ( if that`s REALLY my name)

September 21, 2000

Jerry,

Isn't that funny I used Dennis to describe you last night. I

guess I'm a better judge of character than I thought.

I am a football fan. How about you? Personally I'm not diggin' Dennis

as a part of Monday Night Football. He is great at being a

comedian, but when taken out of that element he tries too hard and is

just not funny. You wit is very similar.

No one enjoys a laugh more than me, but there is alot of prednisone

flying around this place and you never know when someone will blow. I

once pulled over a school bus for speeding. I am not a cop. Just a mom

with an attitude. I'm no longer taking steroids but I had my license

photo taken during my moon face. Well yesterday I had a little fender

bender and when giving the gentleman who has the damage my license he

laughed hysterical. An told me how awful I looked and how I should get a

new photo. Did I split his lip?????? No, remember I no longer take the

steroids. How lucky was he. Anger management was a big issue with the

steroids, but that has passed. Although I am one of the most sensitive

people you will ever meet and get my feelings hurt very easy. So as

long as you use your gift for gab for good and not evil we will be great

friends. I happen to receive dirty jokes from friends I will pass them

along privately.

Joan Claafey

gefox@... wrote:

>

> Audrey, (if that`s REALLY your name!)

> You must understand, I don`t take things seriously enough . I find humor

> in EVERYTHING and it offends some. I laugh a LOT more than most. My kids

> will attest to that, they were raised to understand from where I`m

> coming. Dennis is confused by me or would be if he knew me.

> Jerry ( if that`s REALLY my name)

>

September 21, 2000

jerry,

tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches are comfort food for me. my ma

(grandmother) who raised me would have that a night a week and on those cold

loney maine nights that sure did hit the spot. now i find my own children

feeding their children that at times. so it is good to see it hold over and

down through the ages. comfort food for me also is browned hamburgher with

lots of onions, and green peppers fried in it. that and mashed potatoes were

great. i got a million of them. dont do much cooking any longer, cooking for

one is NO fun. but did get to go visit with my son and family a week ago and

i did the cooking. felt good to get back into the hand of it and to hear my

son and his wife and mother in law say " boy, this is good, give gina

(daughter in law) the receipe. " thank god gina likes me.

enought of my soap box.

hope your doing as well as can be expected.

linda satx

September 21, 2000

Thanks for the thoughts. I guess I never considered those that are

" comfort foods "

Let me mull it over and get back . ( Of

course it used to be 8oz. 0f V.O. over 3

ice cubes in a double rocks glass--- but that`s not really food I

suppose)

jerry

September 23, 2000

he`s a guy I went to school with

jerry

( i hope your legs are attached securely---

i wished i was D.M.

Who is Dennis ???????

Shireen

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>Jerry,

>Isn't that funny I used Dennis to describe you last night. I

>guess I'm a better judge of character than I thought.

>I am a football fan. How about you? Personally I'm not diggin' Dennis

> as a part of Monday Night Football. He is great at being a

>comedian, but when taken out of that element he tries too hard and is

>just not funny. You wit is very similar.

>No one enjoys a laugh more than me, but there is alot of prednisone

>flying around this place and you never know when someone will blow. I

>once pulled over a school bus for speeding. I am not a cop. Just a mom

>with an attitude. I'm no longer taking steroids but I had my license

>photo taken during my moon face. Well yesterday I had a little fender

>bender and when giving the gentleman who has the damage my license he

>laughed hysterical. An told me how awful I looked and how I should get a

>new photo. Did I split his lip?????? No, remember I no longer take the

>steroids. How lucky was he. Anger management was a big issue with the

>steroids, but that has passed. Although I am one of the most sensitive

>people you will ever meet and get my feelings hurt very easy. So as

>long as you use your gift for gab for good and not evil we will be great

>friends. I happen to receive dirty jokes from friends I will pass them

>along privately.

>Joan Claafey

>

>gefox@... wrote:

> >

> > Audrey, (if that`s REALLY your name!)

> > You must understand, I don`t take things seriously enough . I find humor

> > in EVERYTHING and it offends some. I laugh a LOT more than most. My kids

> > will attest to that, they were raised to understand from where I`m

> > coming. Dennis is confused by me or would be if he knew me.

> > Jerry ( if that`s REALLY my name)

> >

September 23, 2000

Shireen,

Dennis is now part of the Monday Night Football team. He is also

a comedian.

Joan Claffey

nj

susan johnson wrote:

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> Who is Dennis ???????

>

> Shireen

>

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> >Jerry,

> >Isn't that funny I used Dennis to describe you last night. I

> >guess I'm a better judge of character than I thought.

> >I am a football fan. How about you? Personally I'm not diggin' Dennis

> > as a part of Monday Night Football. He is great at being a

> >comedian, but when taken out of that element he tries too hard and is

> >just not funny. You wit is very similar.

> >No one enjoys a laugh more than me, but there is alot of prednisone

> >flying around this place and you never know when someone will blow. I

> >once pulled over a school bus for speeding. I am not a cop. Just a mom

> >with an attitude. I'm no longer taking steroids but I had my license

> >photo taken during my moon face. Well yesterday I had a little fender

> >bender and when giving the gentleman who has the damage my license he

> >laughed hysterical. An told me how awful I looked and how I should get a

> >new photo. Did I split his lip?????? No, remember I no longer take the

> >steroids. How lucky was he. Anger management was a big issue with the

> >steroids, but that has passed. Although I am one of the most sensitive

> >people you will ever meet and get my feelings hurt very easy. So as

> >long as you use your gift for gab for good and not evil we will be great

> >friends. I happen to receive dirty jokes from friends I will pass them

> >along privately.

> >Joan Claafey

> >

> >gefox@... wrote:

> > >

> > > Audrey, (if that`s REALLY your name!)

> > > You must understand, I don`t take things seriously enough . I find humor

> > > in EVERYTHING and it offends some. I laugh a LOT more than most. My kids

> > > will attest to that, they were raised to understand from where I`m

> > > coming. Dennis is confused by me or would be if he knew me.

> > > Jerry ( if that`s REALLY my name)

> > >

September 23, 2000