Guest guest Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 I WISH THIS WERE TRUE. An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, " Don't touch me! " " Why not? " he asks. She answers back, " Because I'm dead. " The husband says, " What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another. " She says, " No, I'm definitely dead. " He insists, " You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead? " " Because nothing hurts. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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