More Humor - A little more adult

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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic

garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the

bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the

pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... " Ma'am, there are $20 bills

falling out of that bag... " " Damn! " says the little old lady..... " I'd

better go back and see if I can still find some.

Thanks for the warning! "

" Well, now, not so fast, " says the cop. " How did you get all that money? " "

Did you steal it? "

" Oh, no " , says the little old lady. " You see, my back yard backs up to

the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot

of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my

flower beds! "

" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each

time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or

off it comes! "

" Hey, not a bad idea! " laughs the cop. " OK, good luck! By the way,

what's in the other bag? "

" Well " , says the little old lady, " not all of them pay up " ....

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