Guest guest Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Since so many of us live on pills and caffeine I thought this especially fitting for us. Hope you ejoy the laugh and are not offended by the joke. An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee". "He won't even taste it". "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor." "Really? What happened?", asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped himself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?", asked the doctor." Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?" "Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" -- Ila in Maine mailto:sewcraftyila@... Owner:JEFLOVERS/ "Life's a journey, not a destination" Tyler (Aerosmith) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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