Guest guest Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 loved your joke heheIla <sewcraftyila@...> wrote: Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress.The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We neverhave any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streakthrough that stupid flower show!""You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through thefront door of the flower show.Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by acheering crowd."What happened?" asked her waiting friend."I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."Ila in Maine mailto:sewcraftyilametrocast (DOT) netOwner:JEFLOVERS/MOD:sewmurkot/ "Life's a journey, not a destination" Tyler (Aerosmith) __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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