OT- Humor My Yearly Physical

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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with

certain basics. " How much do you weigh? " she asks. " 115, " I say. The

nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, " Your height? " " 5 foot 8, " I say. The nurse checks and

sees that I only measure 5'5 " .

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

" Of course it's high! " I scream, " When I came in here I was tall and

slender! Now I'm short and fat! "

She put me on Prozac.

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