Re: OT- Humor My Yearly Physical

[Guest guest]

That was hilarious!

Teah

--- In Rheumatoid Arthritis , Ila <sewcraftyila@...>

wrote:

>

> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts

with

> certain basics. " How much do you weigh? " she asks. " 115, " I say.

The

> nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

>

> The nurse asks, " Your height? " " 5 foot 8, " I say. The nurse checks

and

> sees that I only measure 5'5 " .

>

> She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

>

> " Of course it's high! " I scream, " When I came in here I was tall

and

> slender! Now I'm short and fat! "

>

> She put me on Prozac.

>

> Ila in Maine mailto:sewcraftyila@...

>

> " I'm Halloween's answer to Santa Claus. "

> ? King

>

[Guest guest]

That was really hysterical.. thank you I needed the laugh

Cookie

--- In Rheumatoid Arthritis , Ila <sewcraftyila@...>

wrote:

>

> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts

with

> certain basics. " How much do you weigh? " she asks. " 115, " I say.

The

> nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

>

> The nurse asks, " Your height? " " 5 foot 8, " I say. The nurse checks

and

> sees that I only measure 5'5 " .

>

> She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

>

> " Of course it's high! " I scream, " When I came in here I was tall

and

> slender! Now I'm short and fat! "

>

> She put me on Prozac.

>

> Ila in Maine mailto:sewcraftyila@...

>

> " I'm Halloween's answer to Santa Claus. "

> — King

>