Guest guest Posted July 10, 1999 Report Share Posted July 10, 1999 Book of the Week: The classic book about a world-famous Chinese chef who travelled the world gathering material for a cookbook. In Budapest, he was attacked by one of the undead, killed, and, of course, became one himself. " The Rice and Fowl of the Roamin' Vampire. " (By Dennis Hammes) Hallock: If I slander you, that's different because Icelander ewes are very wooly. And if I slander you, you wool leave too. MacKay : WEINER VON BROWN: Scientist who invented the grilled hot dog. Meadowcroft: worked at the zoo but was always losing her key to the elephant cage.They finally gave her a necklace on which to hang her key. It had a large engraved tag that said, “Suzuki.” Altar Ariel: How does the friar open the door of the abbey? With a monk key Aiken Drum: For every person with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.. Definitions: POLARIZE: What penguins see with Medical Definitions: ENEMA: Someone who is not your friend What's Your Favorite Hymn? The Gossip's Hymn: … Pass It On Extra: Geologists can be sedimental about their work. An ornithologist claims that all too often the stork is held responsible for circumstances which might better be attributed to a lark. ---------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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