A funny to help Anita

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I am sorry Anita, I had a day like that last weekend and about 6:00 I

realized I could just pretend it never happened and start over, and I did, I

only wish I had done it much earlier. I just dried my tears and put on a

smile and read a funny. I am sending it to you.

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>>Need a Push

>>A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He

>>rolls over and looks at his clock. and it's half past three in the morning.

>> " Im not getting out of bed at this time, " he thinks; and rolls over. Then, a

>>louder knock follows. " Aren't you going to answer that? " says his wife. So

>>he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and

>>there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to

>>realize the man was drunk.

>> " Hi there. " slurs the stranger, " Can you give me a push?? " " No, get lost,

>>it's half past three. I was in bed, " says the man and slams the door.

>>He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says Dave,

>>that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the

>>pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you

>>had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have

>>happened if he'd told us to get lost?? " But the guy was drunk " , says the

>>husband. It doesn't matter, says the wife. He needs our help and it would

>>be the Christian thing to help him " .

>>So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He

>>opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he

>>shouts, " Hey, do you still want a push?? and he hears a voice cry out " Yeah

>>please. " So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: " Where are

>>you? " And the stranger replies: " I'm over here, on your swing. "

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