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Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, soplease send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather toskid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, bo

dythoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what aride!"Have a wonderful day !To the Girls !!Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what thehell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong-Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usuallyshut the bitch up with cookies.

(Unknown)The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen (at 73)-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as strayeyebrows. Janette Barber-My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck -Old age ain't no place for sissies .

Bette -Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart. Caryn Leschen -If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be ahorrible warning.

-I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.Roseanne Barr-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.on Pearson-Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

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Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, soplease send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather toskid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, bodythoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what aride!"Have a wonderful day !To the Girls !!Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what thehell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong-Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usuallyshut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen (at 73)-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as strayeyebrows. Janette Barber-My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck -Old age ain't no place for sissies . Bette -Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart. Caryn Leschen -If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be ahorrible warning. -I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.Roseanne Barr-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.on Pearson-Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, soplease send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather toskid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, bodythoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what aride!"Have a wonderful day !To the Girls !!Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what thehell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong-Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usuallyshut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen (at 73)-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as strayeyebrows. Janette Barber-My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck -Old age ain't no place for sissies . Bette -Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart. Caryn Leschen -If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be ahorrible warning. -I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.Roseanne Barr-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.on Pearson-Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!