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Fwd: Fw: Re:When Women Drink too much.

> >1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.> >> >2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS> >OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE> >SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.> >> >3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY> >BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.> >> >4. OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A > >HOMELESS> >HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.> >> >5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE> >EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY> >ON EATING IT.> >> >6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO> >MUCH> >> >7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG> >PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THI S SONG!"> >> >8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.> >> >9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.> >> >10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING > >OR> >DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.> >> >11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP> >THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.> >> >12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.> >> >13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST> >LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.> >> >14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE > >KITCHEN> >FLOOR (er, or, the mop?).> >> >15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE > >WRONG> >WAY BUT..."> >> >16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.> >> >17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.> >> >18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE> >STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.> >> >19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN> >ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.> >> >20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE> >HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.> >> >SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM> >LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE. THOUGH> >AT THE TIME IT SEEMED NORMAL..DON'T YA THINK????