Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 A first grade teacher explains to her class that sheis a Yankees fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they,too, are Yankeesfans.Everyone in the class raises their hand except onelittle girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?""Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you arenot a Yankees fan,then who are you a fan of?""I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, whypray tell are you aRed Sox fan?""Because my Mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is RedSox fan, so I'm aRed Sox fan too!""Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone,"that is noreason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have tobe just like yourparents all of the time. What if your Mom were a moronand your dad were a moron, what would you be then?""Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan." "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body...but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, WOW! What a ride!"... Eddie Hinman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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