Re: Fwd: The Cat

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THIS IS A GOOD ONE LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE LINDAJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote: Dave am I getting better at forwarding now??? LOLNote:X-MDaemon-Deliver-twarren@... The CatA couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.They don't want the cat shut in the house because she

always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my Mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"The cab driver hit a parked car...... forwarded message attached. Jan Autos. Looking for a sweet ride? Get pricing, reviews, & more on new and used cars. Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:40:09 -0600jfw4359@...,ncain@...,Shirlrae@...From: Parsley <kparsley@...>Subject: Fwd: The Cat Authentication-Results: omnioptical.com smtp.mail=twarren@...; auth=passX-Sender: twarren@...X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 4.3.2Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006

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"Connie" <nana10751@...>, "Christy" <Christy@...>, "Betty" <bbowman.trian04@...>, "Beth" <bcombs@...>, "Alana" <A.trian04@...>Subject: The CatDate: Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:03:49 -0600X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180X-Virus-Scanned: Symantec AntiVirus Scan EngineX-Spam-Processed: omnioptical.com, Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:04:12 -0600 (not processed: sender in recipient's private address book)X-Lookup-Warning: MAIL lookup on crichardson@... does not match 24.93.47.41X-Lookup-Warning: EHLO lookup on ms-smtp-02-eri0.texas.rr.com does not match 24.93.47.41X-MDRcpt-twarren@...X-Rcpt-twarren@...X-MDRemoteIP:

24.93.47.41X-Return-Path: crichardson@...X-MDaemon-Deliver-twarren@... The CatA couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the

cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my Mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"The cab driver hit a parked car......

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