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Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

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Rick aren;t grandchildren great?? I saw my new nephew today!! That was just wonderful..I really enjoyed it..Hey why no race tomorrow??

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

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Good hearing from you Rick & enjoy your Grandson. I can't wait for the end of September, when I see my Grandkids. I talked with them this last week, Abby the Granddaughter is already making plans for everyday that I'm there. She is 11 & Petter is 5. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

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Jan grandkids are great, just make you feel old lol. Congrads on new nephew.

as for race hey they need a day off too sometimes lol. or tony needed a day off for driving school.

RickJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Rick aren;t grandchildren great?? I saw my new nephew today!! That was just wonderful..I really enjoyed it..Hey why no race tomorrow??

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

Susy

Gidget(toy poodle), Dr. Pepper (Chihuahua) and Teddy (Papillion).

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Sounds like they got it planed out for you Terry. hope you have as much fun with them as i did with mine.

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Good hearing from you Rick & enjoy your Grandson. I can't wait for the end of September, when I see my Grandkids. I talked with them this last week, Abby the Granddaughter is already making plans for everyday that I'm there. She is 11 & Petter is 5. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

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Susy

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I always have fun with them, I only wish I could see them more often. Petter is now old enough we can do more things with him. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Sounds like they got it planed out for you Terry. hope you have as much fun with them as i did with mine.

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Good hearing from you Rick & enjoy your Grandson. I can't wait for the end of September, when I see my Grandkids. I talked with them this last week, Abby the Granddaughter is already making plans for everyday that I'm there. She is 11 & Petter is 5. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

Susy

Gidget(toy poodle), Dr. Pepper (Chihuahua) and Teddy (Papillion).

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I know how that is Terry, Tyler is only 6 months old and is the first grandbaby. but we have one more on the

way from my 21 year old. hope the 18 year old holds out for a while lol.

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I always have fun with them, I only wish I could see them more often. Petter is now old enough we can do more things with him. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Sounds like they got it planed out for you Terry. hope you have as much fun with them as i did with mine.

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Good hearing from you Rick & enjoy your Grandson. I can't wait for the end of September, when I see my Grandkids. I talked with them this last week, Abby the Granddaughter is already making plans for everyday that I'm there. She is 11 & Petter is 5. Terryrick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

Jan hope you feel better. been spending weekend with my grandson, wow this is great to have him here.

take care of youself

RickTerry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

Jan hope you start feeling better, take care of yourself. We need our Southern Bell in here. TerryJanet <jfw4359@...> wrote:

Well Rick it is about time we see you!! We've missed you!! Guess everyone that goes in the shop is driving a peice of crap huh?? ROFLMAO!! My jubby has been working in the atlantic..I feel like crap today...My heart has been beating odd since 4:00 am..Don't know what's wrong..Think I'll go Monday to see about it..Hope you get to get in touch again soon..Hey there is no race this weekend?????????

rick martin <r_martin85@...> wrote:

lol Terry thats was good, so hows everone doing. been a long time. to much work going on.

Rick Terry Long <pawpawto3@...> wrote:

I thought you all like this. TerryNote: forwarded message attached.

Do you ?New and Improved - Send 10MB messages! > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:51:19 -0700 (PDT)From: Susy Subject: Fwd: The ranchersherrell newman , Toni , Watts ,Judy Berner , Carole Bill ,jim/linda bodard ,danandmaria , ,Terry Long , MJB , n Josh Munstermann

The rancher

A SUCCESSFUL RANCHER DIED AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO HIS DEVOTED WIFE. SHE WAS VERY GOOD LOOKING, AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND.

TWO MEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB. ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A DRUNK, SHE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT, AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE APPLIED, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE THE GAY GUY, FIGURING IT WOULD BE SAFER TO HAVE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE THEN THE DRUNK.

HE PROVED TO BE A HARD WORKER WHO PUT IN LONG HOURS EVERY DAY AND KNEW A LOT ABOUT RANCHING. FOR WEEKS, THE TWO OF THEM WORKED, AND THE RANCH WAS DOING WELL. THEN ONE DAY THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SAID TO THE HIRED HAND "YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB AND THE RANCH LOOKS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO INTO TOWN AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS!" THE HIRED HAND READILY AGREED AND WENT INTO TOWN ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.

ONE O'CLOCK CAME AND HE DIDN'T RETURN. TWO O'CLOCK AND NO HIRED HAND. HE RETURNED AROUND TWO-THIRTY AND UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE FOUND THE RANCHER'S WIDOW SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A GLASS OF WINE WAITING FOR HIM. SHE QUIETLY CALLED HIM OVER TO HER.

"UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE AND TAKE IT OFF" SHE SAID. TREMBLING, HE DID AS SHE DIRECTED.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BOOTS" HE DID AS ASKED, EVER SO SLOWLY.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SOCKS" HE REMOVED EACH GENTLY AND PLACED THEM NEATLY BY HER BOOTS.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY SKIRT" HE SLOWLY UNBUTTONED IT, WATCHING HER EYES IN THE FIRE LIGHT.

"NOW TAKE OFF MY BRA" AGAIN, WITH TREMBLING HANDS HE DID AS HE WAS TOLD.

"NOW" SHE SAID "TAKE OFF MY PANTIES" BY THE LIGHT OF THE FIRE, HE SLOWLY TOOK THEM OFF.

THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "IF YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN, I'LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!"

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