Guest guest Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Note: forwarded message attached. Gotta love the fairy! A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, " For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. " " Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband " , said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: " Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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