Guest guest Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 "Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me!"Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of the sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?""I push them away.""I see. What do you want me to do?"The patient implored. "Break my arms." "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body...but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, WOW! What a ride!"... Eddie Hinman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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