Short & Funny...

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SHORT AND FUNNY

I dialed a number and got the following recording: " I am not available right

now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my

life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you

are one of the changes. "

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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, " Always try to keep the

number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make. "

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Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet

tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, " I hope you didn't

ask for a second piece of cake. " " No, but I asked Mrs. for the recipe so

you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking. "

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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As my five year old son and I were headed to Mc's one day, we passed a car

accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for

those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, " We should pray. " From

the back seat I heard his earnest request: " Please, God, don't let those cars

block the entrance to Mc's. "

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way

around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her

first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find

one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Love and Peace Always

Shaun and Barb