PHENOMENAL WOMAN

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TO A PHENOMENAL WOMAN

When I was in my younger days,

I weighed a few pounds less,

I needn't hold my tummy in

to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older,

I've set my body free;

There's comfort of elastic

Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes

My feet have not forgiven;

I have to wear a nine now,

But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose--

They're sized by weight, you see,

So how come when I put them on

The crotch is at my knee?

I need to wear these glasses

As the print's been getting smaller;

And it wasn't very long ago

I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to gray

and my skin no longer fits,

On the inside, I'm the same old me,

the outside's changed a bit.

But, on a positive note...

I've learned that no matter what happens,

or how bad it seems today,

life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she

handles these three things:

a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents,

you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a " living " is

not the same thing as making a " life. "

I've learned that life sometimes

gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life

with a catcher's mitt on both hands.

You need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something

with an open heart,

I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains,

I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out

and touch someone.

People love a warm hug,

or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what

you did,

but people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Editor's Note: This is an affirmative sentiment, and heaven knows we

all can use these....I've left it unedited (rather than delete the below),

except to say: PLEASE DO NOT SEND/FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ON OUR SITE. To do so,

with all our (phenomenal female) women would take up entirely too much bandwidth

for us to get to the posts that deal with PA directly. THANKS.

Please send this to five phenomenal women today. If you do, something good

will happen........... You will boost another woman's self esteem.

If you don't ...the elastic will break and your panty hose will fall down

around your ankles.

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