Guest guest Posted February 3, 2000 Report Share Posted February 3, 2000 One day a man carrying a dead dog in his arms dashed into a vet's office in Tralee and demanded that the vet give the pooch urgent medical attention. The vet took one look at the dog-an ancient black and white sheepdog- and declared it to be well and truly dead and beyond help. The owner refused to accept the vet's verdict and demanded a second opinion. The vet then went out into the back room of the surgery and picked up a cat and brought it in, sitting it down beside the dead dog. The cat inspected the sheepdog, clawed it a few times and let out a piteous miaow whereupon the vet said that the cat had also agreed that the sheepdog had passed away. The owner still refused to accept the bad news and demanded another opinion. So once more the vet went into the back room and returned with a Labrador. The Labrador sniffed the sheepdog, gave a whine and a howl so convincing the grief stricken owner that his dog had indeed passed away. When the vet demanded a bill of £600 the grieving owner was outraged " That's a terrible price for any vet to charge " he said. Replied the Vet " MY bill only comes to £50. All the rest is for the Cat Scan and Lab tests! " Love and God Bless Gillian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2000 Report Share Posted February 4, 2000 Gillian - that was really clever! Thanks for sharing it. Love, Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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