Guest guest Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 The hair one is the one that really hit home. Our younger son (4 at the time) cut a hunk of hair out of the front of our older son's (6 at the time) hair cut the day before his first school picture. It was a sight. Of course # 10 is also a favorite. Bruce Guilmette, PhD Survive Cancer Foundation, Inc. <http://survivecancerfoundation.org> http://survivecancerfoundation.org Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matt 6:34 (NIV) _____ From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of Gadavies10@... Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 1:02 AM Subject: [ ] Re: humor Thanks Bruce, I loved that. It's a keeper. I lived in the UP for 12 years. It's like no other place. Gayla bruce writes: From UP's Porcupine Press - Great truths that little children have learned: > 1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize a cat. > 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. > 3. You can't trust a dog to watch your food. > 4. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. > 5. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the > second person. > 6. Never ask your 3 - year - old brother to hold a tomato. > 7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. > 8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. > 9. Don't wear polka - dot underwear under white shorts. > 10. The best place to be when you're sad is in Grandpa's lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I can so relate! We joke about the obsession with poops at our house (4 kids, 3 still young enough to need help with wiping and sometimes forget to flush). A common evening conversation is between dh and myself about which kids pooped, what it looked like, how long it had been since last poop, was it fluffy, too hard, who needs more prune juice, who needs less magnesium or different form, did it clog the toilet? well you get the picture..... I would have never thought that stool would become such an important part of life. How pitiful is that?? LOL Sheresa > > I was just reading some old messages looking for info about stools. > Sigh. Every day I've been looking to see my son's poop. He's 11 and > I'd yell out who's poop is this? Usually neither of my kids would fess > up. The ones I saw were rather fluffy and stringy so I've been working > on yeast. > > Then after two months of this I found out yesterday they were my > daughter's (age 8)because I literally came in and saw them after the > fact. I though she flushed the toilet. Sigh. Now I have to work on her > yeast. > > This is what my life has come to--a poop obsession. I think only you > guys would get this. I have this secret life! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 A sad event to announce: Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who " never knew how much he was kneaded. " Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. _______________________________________________ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Just for fun on a Sunday morning... Lets say you and your buddies had this cool multi-billion dollar industry. For objectivity sake, lets say you were a producer of banana butter and banana butter was wildly popular. Not only did everyone love to eat it, but it was believed that it made them feel better, and look better. Richer nations helped poorer countries acquire banana butter at great expense. It was humanitarian. Banana Butter Business (BBB, colloquially called Beee) was great! Because demand was great, the price of banana butter was always somewhat high. Banana Butter futures were actively traded. Brokers recommended Banana Butter Business stocks to retired people. It was recommended by doctors that children eat banana butter between the ages of 5 to 15 or they might not develop important societal traits, bone structure and be able to have pleasurable dating experiences. Sam and Tulip Blatz have never eaten banana butter. In fact, Sam, a biologist, found that pumpkin power, mixed with milk, was actually better, and cheaper, then banana butter. Sam started giving it to his friends. Tulip started selling it through a co-op, and then on-line. People were raving about pumpkin powder (PP). Of course most people did not believe these people and thought they were kooks. An analyst with a BBB think tank researched PP ( with the help of a $1,000,000.00 grant) and found that PP was not only cheaper to produce, but actually had beneficial qualities superior to BB. A secret report was generated for the BBB consortium. Pop quiz: A. BBB industry executives could care less about PP B. BBB has the military wipe Sam and Tulips town off the map C. BBB applauds the competition of PP D. BBB hires "top people" to discredit PP. This concludes the Sunday humor section of this reply. Nothing in this note advocates the use of banana butter or pumpkin power and milk or implies a health benefit from either. You will have to make up your own mind. From: them4 <them4@...>Subject: Re: [sPAM] Re: HIV Date: Saturday, October 3, 2009, 9:59 PM this will sound crazy but there are people hired by certain interests to try and debunk a good thing. never know the truth to who is speaking about stories on the net and for what purpose. food for thought. Recent Activity 10 New MembersVisit Your Group Give Back for Good Get inspired by a good cause. Y! Toolbar Get it Free! easy 1-click access to your groups. Start a group in 3 easy steps. Connect with others. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 this was most humorous. kind of relates to zappers LOL, guess we just have to choose wich way to zap ourselves. we could have- : dr.clark VS Bob beck VS rife VS some other dude with some other unit and its claims. Sometimes you just gotta take it with a grain of sugar. see wich one tastes better for you. Re: [sPAM] Re: HIV Date: Saturday, October 3, 2009, 9:59 PM this will sound crazy but there are people hired by certain interests to try and debunk a good thing. never know the truth to who is speaking about stories on the net and for what purpose. food for thought. Recent Activity 10 New MembersVisit Your Group Give Back for Good Get inspired by a good cause. Y! Toolbar Get it Free! easy 1-click access to your groups. Start a group in 3 easy steps. Connect with others. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 That cracked me up. I think BBB wipes poor has the military wipe Sam and Tulips town off the map LOL No really, I pick D L:O) > > > From: them4 <them4@...> > Subject: Re: [sPAM] Re: HIV > > Date: Saturday, October 3, 2009, 9:59 PM > > > > this will sound crazy but there are people hired by certain interests to try and debunk a good thing. > never know the truth to who is speaking about stories on the net and for what purpose. > > food for thought. > Recent Activity > a.. 10 > New Members > Visit Your Group > Give Back > for Good > Get inspired > > by a good cause. > > Y! Toolbar > Get it Free! > easy 1-click access > > to your groups. > > > Start a group > in 3 easy steps. > > Connect with others. > > . > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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