Re: Dr. Suess on Nursing -HILARIOUS!!

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KATHERINE!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST WOKE-UP THE KIDS!

Tami

> Tami,

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> We have had a discussion before on DR Suess! I thought you and

everyone would

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> Nursery Rhymes and Poems

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> Would you nurse her in the park?

> Would you nurse her in the dark?

> Would you nurse her with a Boppy?

> And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

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> I would nurse her in the park,

> I would nurse her in the dark.

> I'd nurse with or without a Boppy.

> Floppy boobs would never stop me.

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> Can you nurse with you seat belt on?

> Can you nurse from dusk till dawn?

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> Though she may pinch me, bite me pull,

> I will nurse her til she's full!

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> Can you nurse and make some soup?

> Can you nurse and feed the group?

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> It makes her healthy, strong and smart.

> Mommy's milk is the best start!

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> Would you nurse her at the game?

> Would you nurse her in the rain?

> In front of those who dare complain?

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> I would nurse her at the game.

> I would nurse her in the rain.

> And as for those who protest lactation,

> I have a perfect explanation.

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> Mommy milk is tailor made.

> It's perfect food, you need no aid.

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> Some may scoff and some may wriggle.

> Advert their eyes or even giggle.

> To those who can be cruel and rude,

> Remind them breast's the perfect food!

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> We make the right amount we need.

> The perfect temp for every feed.

> There's no compare to milk from breast,

> The perfect food, above the rest.

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> Those pumping smiles are oh so sweet,

> Mommy milk is such a treat.

> Human milk just can't be beat!

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> I will nurse, in any case,

> On the street or in your face,

> I will not let my baby cry,

> I will meet her needs. I'll always try.

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> It's not about what's good for YOU,

> It's best for babies, through and through.

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> I will nurse her in my home,

> I will nurse her when I roam.

> Leave me lads, leave me ma'am.

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> I will nurse her!

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