Non-constipation Issues - OT

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I thought this might bring a few smiles.

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is

no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but

there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels

unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your

underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've

pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some

more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to

get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to

flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but

all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear

it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt

so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your

butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure

your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even

though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will

cut it loose.

Lillian

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