Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 Three surgeons from Texas were arguing about who was the BEST. The first said, " I had a concert pianist who had seven fingers cut off. After I re-attached them, the next year he played for the Queen of England! " " That's nothin', " said the second. " I had a patient from a car accident, who had both arms and both legs severed from his body. After I re-attached them, the next year he won two gold medals at the Olympics in Track and Field! " " Hell, that's still nothin', " said the third. " I had a cowboy patient, high on cocaine and alcohol, who rode his horse straight into an oncoming Santa Fe freight train going 100 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat, and the next year he became President of the United States! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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