Guest guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Share Posted June 3, 2002 Thanks Terry loved it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 16, 2004 Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 > > Subject: FW: Laugh for the day A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken tothe hospital. While on the operating table, she had a neardeath experience. Seeing God, she asked, " Is my time up " ?God said, " No. you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. Since she had so much *********************************** lmao- i called in my hubby to read this too. we were laughing so hard. what a sick sense of humor we have......lol vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 My grandmother insisted that the champagne cake she got for my birthday didn’t have wheat in it too. “No, I think it’s safe – it’s champagne cake. It’s made with champagne, not wheat”… Dear God… From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of Cory Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 11:40 AM Subject: [ ] laugh for the day From my friend, when I emailed her asking what I could eat at her wedding: bread (most of which is probably not wheat because caterers rarely make wheat bread). She thought that when I said I could eat anything with WHEAT in it I meant WHOLE WHEAT! I guess this kind of misunderstanding happens a lot, I've run into people who have no idea that FLOUR IS WHEAT! P.S. I then emailed the caterers to ask them, including some info on GF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 --- Lillyth Denaghy Keogh-Quillan <lillythdenaghykeogh@...> wrote: > My grandmother insisted that the champagne cake she > got for my birthday > didn't have wheat in it too. " No, I think it's safe > - it's champagne cake. > It's made with champagne, not wheat " . > > > > Dear God. I went to a party given by a woman who supposedly has a wheat allergy. (So you would think she would be knowledgeable). She assured me I would be able to eat everything she made. She made a lasagna. When I asked her what kind of noodles she used, she said, " Don't worry, they're wheat free. They're made from SPELT! " The worst part of it was, I heard later on that she was mad at me and was telling everyone how rude I was because I had (discretely) spit out the mouthful that I was chewing when found out it was spelt. Unbelievable. Lori " I wrestled with reality for 36 years, and I'm happy to say that I finally won out over it. " ---Elwood P. Dowd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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